{"id":9656,"date":"2009-10-19T14:30:19","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T18:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9656"},"modified":"2013-02-01T12:54:45","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T17:54:45","slug":"scary-dolls-are-coming-to-get-you-they-are-on-the-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9656","title":{"rendered":"Scary dolls are coming to get you.  They are on the march."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Hughes details <a href=\"http:\/\/domesticatedshithead.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/creepy-antique-store.html\">his trip to a creepy antique store<\/a>.  I think it was when Patrick started throwing in quotes from TS Eliot, etc., that I began to lose it.  If you haven&#8217;t read Patrick&#8217;s stuff, you&#8217;re missing out.  People literally sit around all year, twiddling their thumbs, waiting for his photo-essays about annual visits to Ren Faires, and also his family&#8217;s legendary holiday parties.  I started laughing so hard reading one of his essays about a camping trip he took that I needed to get up and take a walk, to calm myself down.<\/p>\n<p>So funny.  I really needed that laugh!  <a href=\"http:\/\/domesticatedshithead.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/creepy-antique-store.html\">Here&#8217;s the link<\/a>.  The images are very disturbing, and don&#8217;t miss his increasingly panicked commentary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Hughes details his trip to a creepy antique store. I think it was when Patrick started throwing in quotes from TS Eliot, etc., that I began to lose it. If you haven&#8217;t read Patrick&#8217;s stuff, you&#8217;re missing out. People &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9656\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62420,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9656\/revisions\/62420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}