{"id":9738,"date":"2009-12-04T11:35:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T16:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9738"},"modified":"2013-06-22T12:37:23","modified_gmt":"2013-06-22T16:37:23","slug":"all-i-got-to-do-was-hurry-on-my-tiptoes-not-even-on-pointe-across-the-stage-and-look-pleased-that-i-got-some-bullshit-nutcracker-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9738","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;All I got to do was hurry on my tiptoes (not even on pointe!) across the stage and look pleased that I got some bullshit nutcracker for Christmas.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cara, with a <a href=\"http:\/\/ellisonblog.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/04\/being-clara\/\">beautiful post entitled &#8220;Being Clara&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cara, with a beautiful post entitled &#8220;Being Clara&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2197,2134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9738"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68716,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9738\/revisions\/68716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}