{"id":9746,"date":"2009-12-07T10:48:09","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T15:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9746"},"modified":"2024-10-27T21:49:59","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T01:49:59","slug":"heeeeeres-sheila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9746","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Heeeeere&#8217;s Sheila!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More Photoshop hilarity from Mark (you may recall <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8667\">his other work<\/a>).  I am spending the month of January on what will be a cold wintry wind-swept island in the Atlantic.  It will be bleak, isolated, and awesome.  I have a lot of writing to do, and really need some time to re-coup from this dreadful year, and get some work done.  I am really excited about it.  Nothing more inspiring to me than the beach in the winter.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Mark, on Twitter, made an &#8220;all work and no play makes Sheila a dull girl&#8221; joke which, unfortunately, I did not get immediately.  He explained the reference (obviously, to Jack Nicholson trying to write his masterpiece in the middle of a blizzard in <i>The Shining<\/i>).  I joked that if I am seen &#8220;galumphing around with an axe&#8221; to promptly call 911.  Then I remembered that there actually is a photo of me, with appropriately crazy eyes, holding an axe in a loving murderous manner.  I posted it.  10 seconds later, Mark had done some Photoshop magic.  I am still laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the evolution of photos:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nME WITH AXE<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/psychotic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"367\" height=\"751\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/psychotic.jpg 367w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/psychotic-98x200.jpg 98w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/psychotic-195x400.jpg 195w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/psychotic-49x100.jpg 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;HEEEEEEEEEERE&#8217;S JOHNNY!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"the_shining_movie_image_jack_nicholson__1_.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/the_shining_movie_image_jack_nicholson__1_.jpg\" width=\"460\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd &#8230; heeeeeeere&#8217;s Sheila.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"heres_sheila.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/heres_sheila.jpg\" width=\"255\" height=\"377\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nMark, you rule.<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Photoshop hilarity from Mark (you may recall his other work). I am spending the month of January on what will be a cold wintry wind-swept island in the Atlantic. It will be bleak, isolated, and awesome. I have a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9746\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[969],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9746"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":182438,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9746\/revisions\/182438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}