{"id":99,"date":"2003-09-11T18:31:14","date_gmt":"2003-09-11T22:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=99"},"modified":"2010-07-10T21:44:33","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T01:44:33","slug":"gods-press-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"God’s Press Conference"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Onion came out with the following piece in the weeks following September 11, 2001. <\/p>\n

God Angrily Clarifies “Don’t Kill” Rule<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes it is the comedians of the world who know how to respond, who know what to do, what find exactly the right thing to say. This is an example.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Onion came out with the following piece in the weeks following September 11, 2001. God Angrily Clarifies “Don’t Kill” Rule Sometimes it is the comedians of the world who know how to respond, who know what to do, what … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16281,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/16281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}