April 13, 2004

Bestill my heart

I am absolutely in love with him.

And I am not exaggerating. Or being hyperbolic. Or self-dramatic. Or delusional. This is love. This is the real thing.

I swear.

Posted by sheila
Comments

heehee. Why just the other night I was telling my friends 'dammit I know I can make Drew Barrmore happy.'

Posted by: Dan at April 13, 2004 11:52 AM

Tom Green let her down. She is an orphan of the soul. She obviously needs you.

Ewan is married, which is enraging. He seems to be happily married as well, which is even more devastating for me.

It's like that line in Harry Met Sally: "You'll have to go through your entire life knowing that someone else is married to your husband."

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 11:54 AM

Wait - I'm confused. Is that the name of the Freddy Got Fingered guy? Or is that that cheesy late-night talk-show host - the one Dan Ackroyd imitates?

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 11:55 AM

Damn straight! Where was his Oscar for Moulin Rouge??

Posted by: Theresa at April 13, 2004 12:35 PM

Sheil..have u seen the "Pillow Book"?

Posted by: Mitchell at April 13, 2004 01:09 PM

Are you kidding me? I OWN The Pillow Book.

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 01:20 PM

Tom Green is the Ferddy Got Fingered guy. Tom Snyder is the chessy late night guy.

I am a compendium of useless knowledge.

Posted by: Dan at April 13, 2004 01:21 PM

Dan - obviously it's not totally useless, because you just cleared up my confusion on this essential matter.

Dan Ackroyd's imitation is so spot on that I have a hard time even picturing the real Tom Snyder - all I see is Ackroyd's imitation. It's more like Ackroyd's channeling of the spirit of Tom Snyder.

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 01:32 PM

I don't care what anyone says- I LOVE "Freddy Got Fingered"

Posted by: Stephen Silver at April 13, 2004 02:03 PM

that's such a cool trip. ewan, take me! take me!

wait. that doesn't sound the way i meant it.

Posted by: the mighty jimbo at April 13, 2004 02:55 PM

Jimbo - I think you were reading my mind and speaking out what was in MY mind.

Oh God, Ewan, take me.

I am now counting the days until the special is aired on Bravo.

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 03:09 PM

Steve - I didn't see it! All the half-star reviews kept me away.

I do have friends who saw it though and thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: red at April 13, 2004 03:58 PM

I have to ask - can Ewan not afford to get his own motorcycle?
;-)

I guess I shouldn't be talking, though, in light of the fact that I've fallen head-over-heels for Caroline Dhavernas...

Posted by: MikeR at April 13, 2004 11:52 PM

Crushes on unattainable movie/TV/rock stars make the world seem a little bit brighter.

Posted by: red at April 14, 2004 10:08 AM