This poor pig knows his days are numbered. Look at the expression on his face!
He needs a brave spider who is a good writer to come along and whisk him away from the German barbecue waiting for him.
You have to read the whole thing to get the humor, obviously, but here's a teaser, a quote from the article:
"The suspicion is monstrous. Was the zoo also his personal larder?" the newspaper asked.
via Allison, via Kurt