1. James Agee wrote as his review for the film You Were Meant for Me: “That’s what you think”.
2. I Am a Camera: there was a review attributed to various people (Kenneth Tynan was one of them) which said, bluntly: “Me no Leica”.
3. Ernest Scared Stupid: an unknown reviewer wrote: “Ernest doesn’t need to be scared to be stupid.”
4. Isn’t it Romantic, Leonard Maltin’s entire review said: “No.”
5. Rabbit, Run, Gene Siskel purposefully left a blank space where the review should have been.
6. From a review for Gladiator: “Ben hur, done that.”


