Uhm …

Posted on June 9, 2005 by sheila

Tom? Whatcha doin’ up there?

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27 Responses to Uhm …

  1. Emily says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:38 pm

    “When asked about his relationship with Katie Holmes, Cruise said he ‘is looking forward to traveling, scuba diving and spending the rest of his life with her.'”

    Right. You’ve known her for two months. And you’re busting disco moves on the couch of the tonight show. Oh, this is just getting better and better. Where’s Alex?

  2. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    Flying back to Chicago at the moment … when she lands, I am sure she will immediately need to get the Tom updates. She told me it was her mission to “bring him down”. hahahahaha

  3. LB says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    Damn, I missed that part! I was flipping channels and caught the last bit of him on Leno, but he was fairly calm. I swear, what is he on? That is NOT normal behavior, even for whack job scientologists!

  4. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    I think Jay Leno’s posture is extremely telling. Like … he’s not ROARING with laughter … you know? He’s not validating it. he’s kind of just chillin’, sitting back … as Tom loses his mind.

    How mortifying.

  5. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    hahahahahahahaha

  6. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:42 pm

    The more I look at that photograph, the funnier it is.

  7. it comes in pints? says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    The Road To Madness

    Let’s wait for another statement to the press about how he’s just acting like this because he is happy. As I said yesterday, Caligula was probably happy when he was fucking his sister, but that doesn’t mean everything was kosher…

  8. Emily says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    No kidding, Sheila. I can’t stop staring at it. It is now front page on my blog. I could NOT resist.

  9. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:51 pm

    I think he was making fun of his Oprah appearance – but … er … Tom, we are laughing AT you, not WITH you, mkay? It’s too late. You are now a total nut-bar, and now Katie Holmes is saying stuff on the red carpet like, “I love Scientology. I’ve done some sessions, and it’s very helpful” and I think that’s insane because she’s only known you a couple of months, and dude, honestly, stop standing on the furniture.

  10. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:52 pm

    Emily – I just looked at your blog, and I can’t stop laughing. Front and center!!

  11. Emily says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    His sister-slash-publicist would be wise to begin practice on saying the following sentence: “If I’ve told them once, I’ve told them a thousand times. Tom Cruise first, then Puppet Show.”

  12. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 3:58 pm

    hahahahaha Ouch!!!

  13. peteb says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:00 pm

    I’m thinking that someone.. somewhere.. told Tom that his performance on Oprah didn’t quite receive the enthusiastic response that had been expected… so they decided he should show just how normal it was for him to jump onto sofas during interviews… with the result that both performances now look even more constructed and ill-advised than before.. if that was possible..

  14. red says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:17 pm

    pete:

    hahahaha

    “Hey, man, this is normal for me … I jump on sofas all the time …”

    If I have to hear him rave about how happy he is and how much he loves “this woman” (he never says her name – you notice that?) I’m gonna scream.

  15. Dave J says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:36 pm

    “…dude, honestly, stop standing on the furniture.”

    Kinda’ says it all, really.

  16. peteb says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:36 pm

    HaHaHa!.. doesn’t everyone jump on sofas???

    Thankfully I’ve managed to avoid most of the actual interviews where he’s being earnest.

    But I was not happy to hear that Bafta have decided to give him the Stanley Kubrick Award (for excellence in films, I think) later this year..

  17. skinnydan says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    For some reason I’m thinking of that scene in In & Out where Kevin Kline is listening to that “How to be a Man’s Man” tape and he starts dancing around the room.

  18. curly mcdimple says:
    June 9, 2005 at 4:56 pm

    I caught this clip on the Today show this morning and frankly it’s a mental visual I’d prefer not to have. Like, he did this whole fake “should I or shouldn’t I?” routine before skulking and slithering his way to the top of the couch. He thought it was coy. I thought it was creepy.

  19. Scott Janssens says:
    June 9, 2005 at 5:05 pm

    In the future today’s children will remember him as the creepy guy who stood on couches. Kind of like Rip Taylor was that weird guy with the confetti.

  20. Stevie says:
    June 9, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    Scott: Rip Taylor and Tom Cruise in the same thought? Oh my. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Top Dung
    Days of Shudder
    Ass Wide Shut

  21. Mark says:
    June 9, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    Tom has moved and inspired me. He has moved and inspired me to make this.

    Freak.

  22. Emily says:
    June 9, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    Mark,
    That was brilliant. You are a friggin’ genius.

  23. curly mcdimple says:
    June 10, 2005 at 12:04 am

    Have you all seen this?
    freekatie.net

    I’m SO getting a shirt.

  24. peteb says:
    June 10, 2005 at 5:44 am

    Katie’s choice..

    Tom.. or Dane?

    None of the above??

  25. red says:
    June 10, 2005 at 5:56 am

    peteb – that Dane link is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. GENIUS. I can’t stop laughing.

  26. peteb says:
    June 10, 2005 at 6:06 am

    I have no idea who the guy is, Sheila.. but he’s got Cruise’s switch to “Now, I’m being Earnest” perfectly.

  27. beth says:
    June 10, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    you are going to have to start a new category for the “tom cruise insanity watch”.

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