Emily …. look what I found!! I remember doing a damn search on my blog for this essay about Tolkien and elf sex, etc. – I thought I had linked to it – but obviously I hadn’t. Or I titled it something incomprehensible. Anyway: HERE IT IS!!
From Eros blog
“Although Tolkien never said that the elves DID have hot gay sex, he also never said that they DIDN’T. And I know what I make of that.”
Me too.
hahahaha Awesome!
“they celebrate the day their parents begat them. That’s the day their parents had the sex that conceived them. (LACE) Apparently, there was some parental will involved in the act of begetting. Either that, or they were having so little sex that it was easy to remember.”
I couldn’t finish the article: too much geek for one day!
Seriously, don’t people just READ books nowadays? What’s up with all the delving?
Lisa –
I think you mean “elving” in this case.
I loved that part. Anything that remotely conjures images of your parents having sex is just plain WRONG. Like Posh and Becks naming their kid Brooklyn because that’s where he was conceived. YUUUUCK. How are they going to explain to the kid where his name came from? “Oh, it’s this place in New York where we once f**ked”?
I am deeply sorry for the horrible-ness of that pun. I just couldn’t help myself.
Hahahaahahaaha!
Yeah, really – like, Posh, Becks – NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW, least of all your child!
“Begat” in Brooklyn.
When my friend Peggy heard about Posh, Becks, and Brooklyn, she said she was glad that wasn’t the trend when her daughter was born, or Anne’s name would be “Front Seat.”
Hahaha. “And this is her sister, Motel 6.”
Let me introduce to you to my son, “Quickie-while-his-sister-was-napping” and his older sister, “I swear-you will NOT get pregnant this way..”
“Their cousin, Im Sure I Pulled Out In Time, is away at camp.”
Hi, I’m Onbasehousing….pleased to meet you.
Careful, you’re going to bring Pippin Almighty over to your blog.
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i was originally named “beer and boredom”…my sister was called…”ihateyousomuchimightaswellfuckyoutoshutyouthehellup”.