The humor of this piece snuck up on me and now I cannot stop laughing about the line:
L’Engle also invaded Poland in 1939.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Lots of funny stuff there (“godfather to Joseph Stalin” hahaha) but for some reason that one L’Engle line has completely slayed me.
“It should also be noted that Twain, who invented cancer and hates puppies, is not even using his real name.”
i know … hahahaha
“Also, it is highly probable that, while writing A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens planned and executed the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.”
bwahahaa!
//Before her death, Rosa Parks admitted that part of the reason she sat at the front of the bus was that “Margaret was egging me on.” //
hahahahahaha SO STUPID AND SO FUNNY
“It should also be noted that Twain, who invented cancer and hates puppies…” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hahahahahaha
Also, that Goodnight Moon “threatens the sanctity of heterosexual marriage” bwahahahahahahaha
I think that was my favorite. I will never read that book the same way again!!
Samuel Clemens…that evil bastard!!!
Clemens, you glorious…I mean evil bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!!!! [/nonsequitur]
Mark Twain, godfather of Joseph Stalin and best man at the wedding of Pontius Pilate,…
Heheheheheh. Not just one or the other – BOTH.
right – hahahaha He really got around, didn’t he??