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Things I’ve Seen Recently

Black Swan It’s tough being a girl. Especially if you’re in a Darren Aronofsky movie. Once I realized that Black Swan was in no way, shape, or form a “dance movie”, I was able to actually see the damn thing. … Continue reading

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Thoughts On Sith:

— I truly hope that I never go to that lava planet. Because it looked extremely unpleasant. — The childbirthing scene was unintentionally hysterical. That operating room was so clean that one would be embarrassed to fart there, let alone … Continue reading

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Closer

James Berardinelli says, in regards to Closer, the new Mike Nichols film, starring Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, and the fucking FANTASTIC Clive Owen: From a physical standpoint, Closer is not a violent film. From an emotional one, it’s … Continue reading

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