I never ever ever EVER get tired of looking through this.
It NEVER gets old.
Don’t just look at the pictures – read the commentary – I have too many favorite parts to mention. I think my personal favorite, the one that has withstood the test of time, is # 3.
I look at that gallery probably once a week.
I still do not accept that this is not a parody. Nope. Just plain don’t accept it.
Oh, the pain…. I’m in SO much pain from laughing….
If this is the first time for anyone reading the list, you have to mouseover the image from number 3.
Thank you, red. This makes this last half hour of work just breeze by.
“Abbath looks like he just saw the fucking boogey man and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants.”
I love that line.
freaky, but some good ideas for halloween costumes…..
“…he’s either kneeling in the woods, got his arms outstretched, or is looking into the sky, no doubt cursing Jesus for not giving him enough money to record a decent album.”
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm9.jpg
What on earth is going on????? Can someone explain this to me??? I honestly don’t know what I just looked at. Are they bands? Singers? Anomolies?
HELP ME!
my favorite:
“And don’t wear your own band’s t-shirt to the fucking photo shoot dude, that’s just a metal fopaux.”
Alex,
It’s called “black metal” or something, and they’re all real bands. Whose fan base has an average age of 13.
Yeah, #3 is an eternal classic.
Thanks Emily. Sheesh.
#10 “Go black metal Frodo, go!”
haha
I’m just glad I didn’t know any of the bands. I’m scrolling down the list praying that the next band’s not King Diamond.
I strongly recommend that you follow the link for “Helsinki, Sweden” in #4, too.
Fan base of 13 year olds and most Northern European males under 30…
CW’s back! I will hug you now. In a virtual sense, of course. I’ve missed you around – although I realize you’ve been otherwise detained.
That is some funny stuff. My bride will get a bick kick out of it.
#9 looks like he’s bummin’ because he didn’t get cast in Nosferatu 2.
Action stars of today are pussies. Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I’d kill myself just to make sure he didn’t hurt me.
This is poetry. Effin poetry.
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/80saction.html
cullen – yeah, that’s a great site, in general. I love their compilations – and when they review movies that piss them off? Nothing better. Their review of Battlefield Earth is laugh out loud funny.
did you see the black metal part 2 list?
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html
(the last photo is neither work nor lunch safe)
For my own pleasure, here are snippets from their collective review of the DVD of Battlefield Earth:
“In a way, any edition of Battle Field Earth is a “special” edition. One can judge the quality of the film from the scrolling prologue. The second sentence begins, “earth, once mans home”, etc. Now I realize todays film-goer may not be well versed in history and current events, but I think he knows what fucking planet the human race inhabits without being told. And just because man has been conquered doesnt mean earth is no longer his home. Next we learn that aliens have taken over earth and other planets in order to strip them of precious metals which they teleport back to planet Phsyclo.
Seeing the problem with that requires a high school education. See, simply hording metals, jewels or what have you does not really add much to an economy. Thats why the Spanish empire fell from prominence. Maybe Im nitpicking, but given the infinite number of reasons one planet might conquer another, why not pick one that makes sense? Just give the gold some practical use for crying out loud.”
Also:
“Warning: Don’t watch this movie. The most telling moment of Battlefield Earth was when Travolta’s Psychlo character Terl led Barry Pepper’s character Johnny Goodboy Tyler to the Denver Library to read up on humans. The Psychlo’s had taken over earth 1000 years earlier and Terl apparently wanted to show Johnny just how pathetic humanity was and that there was no reason to attempt a revolt against his alien masters. I turned to my friend and said, “Watch, he’ll be reading the Bill of Rights.” I was close. Within three seconds Johnny Goodboy was engrossed in the Declaration of Independence. The only part of the movie that was not completely predictable was the fact that Terl didn’t just kill Johnnie Goodboy. I would have.”
More:
“While somehow managing to be better than The Garbage Pail Kids, Battlefield Earth is on par with Dr. Moreau. Meaning that you can’t turn the blasted thing off because you become totally obsessed with how your intelligence will be insulted next.”
hahahahahaha
And:
Travolta behaved like a second year drama student doing Richard III. Over the top to the point that you wanted to slap him. Barry Pepper meanwhile, was so horribly earnest and “Goodboy”, that you really wanted to beat his ass, too.
“Apparently L. Ron Hubbard is better at making up religions than sci-fi stories. On second thought, no he isnt.”
What’s with the shit hanging off their noses? I mean it.
From their Feedback:
10 Most Regoddamndiculous Death Metal Pics
Oh yeah, and Mike is a fagoth.
Hahaha!