Review: Darkness Falls (2020)

Look at that awful poster. I reviewed the movie for Ebert.

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10 Responses to Review: Darkness Falls (2020)

  1. mutecypher says:

    //When a clean-shaven man randomly grows a beard, you know he’s hurting.//

    I feel so seen.

    On a more serious note, you do a public service by warning folks away from something so bad.

    • sheila says:

      lol I mean think of Dean in Season 9 of Supernatural. He suddenly had a beard. LOOK OUT. MAN-PAIN!

      • mutecypher says:

        Prompted by Scott’s observation, I actually read the poster and came away confused.

        Is the movie called Darkness Falls or Anderson Falls? I’m only seeing Anderson Falls on the poster. Do I need my eyes checked?

        Will this be valuable on day, like “Dewey Defeats Truman” prints?

  2. Scott Abraham says:

    —I want DiCaprio for the lead role!
    —We can’t afford DiCaprio.
    —Well who can we afford?

    That explains the poster.

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