Look at that awful poster. I reviewed the movie for Ebert.
//When a clean-shaven man randomly grows a beard, you know he’s hurting.//
I feel so seen.
On a more serious note, you do a public service by warning folks away from something so bad.
lol I mean think of Dean in Season 9 of Supernatural. He suddenly had a beard. LOOK OUT. MAN-PAIN!
Prompted by Scott’s observation, I actually read the poster and came away confused.
Is the movie called Darkness Falls or Anderson Falls? I’m only seeing Anderson Falls on the poster. Do I need my eyes checked?
Will this be valuable on day, like “Dewey Defeats Truman” prints?
it was called anderson falls until, like, yesterday.
the detective’s last name is anderson. but apparently that was too complicated so …
—I want DiCaprio for the lead role! —We can’t afford DiCaprio. —Well who can we afford?
That explains the poster.
Lol!!! wow, it really is like the poor man’s Leo.
You know if this was the late 90’s, SAG-minimum-Leo would be holding up two guns, one of them sideways, while screaming.
hahahaha!!
But hey, they earned their union insurance for the year. Can’t all be winners.
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//When a clean-shaven man randomly grows a beard, you know he’s hurting.//
I feel so seen.
On a more serious note, you do a public service by warning folks away from something so bad.
lol I mean think of Dean in Season 9 of Supernatural. He suddenly had a beard. LOOK OUT. MAN-PAIN!
Prompted by Scott’s observation, I actually read the poster and came away confused.
Is the movie called Darkness Falls or Anderson Falls? I’m only seeing Anderson Falls on the poster. Do I need my eyes checked?
Will this be valuable on day, like “Dewey Defeats Truman” prints?
it was called anderson falls until, like, yesterday.
the detective’s last name is anderson. but apparently that was too complicated so …
—I want DiCaprio for the lead role!
—We can’t afford DiCaprio.
—Well who can we afford?
That explains the poster.
Lol!!! wow, it really is like the poor man’s Leo.
You know if this was the late 90’s, SAG-minimum-Leo would be holding up two guns, one of them sideways, while screaming.
hahahaha!!
But hey, they earned their union insurance for the year. Can’t all be winners.