I report. You decide.

At 6:15 last night: I got my eyebrows waxed.

At 6:45 last night: I was carded when I tried to buy an alcoholic beverage.

I am sure there is a connection. A friend of mine always says that a subtle cleaning-up of the eyebrows is like having a mini-face lift. I’ve found that to be true with my own face … I look, ehm, perkier, younger, etc. but anyway. These are the facts of the case. I was born during the JOHNSON ADMINISTRATION, mkay? And I was carded last night. Life could not get any better.

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11 Responses to I report. You decide.

  1. mere says:

    that is cool

  2. Dave J says:

    Hmmmm…I was never carded when I was actually underage (not that I would’ve EVER drank back then, no, of COURSE not), and I think I may have been carded twice since then. In my life. I think I must have been born looking 35.

  3. Anne says:

    I get carded all the time. It’s the Irish thing – we must carry fresh-facedness or rosiness longer than other people.

  4. Dan says:

    //It’s the Irish thing – we must carry fresh-facedness or rosiness longer than other people.//

    Could be – I get carded occasionally and I’m about Sheila’s age.

  5. Emily says:

    Sheila,
    Believe me, life could get better. You could get carded while buying a winning lottery ticket worth a couple million bucks.

  6. red says:

    Emily – and of course on that day, I would have left my license at home.

  7. DeAnna says:

    Oh I am SO getting my eyebrows done tomorrow!

  8. red says:

    DeAnna – I highly recommend it. I have thick eyebrows, not sure if you do or not – but I don’t have them get rid of TOO much – I like the Jennifer Connelly look myself. So I just have them clean up a little bit on the undersides – which totally lifts up my eyes. Somehow.

    Insta-face lift! Insta-carding!

  9. j swift says:

    Damn, I had my back hair waxed a couple of weeks ago and I have not been carded or hit on by any hotties recently. Should have had my eyebrows done too, I guess. (sigh) ;)

  10. Just1Beth says:

    Eyebrow waxing is a must. I always feel instantly thinner, too. As I do when I am tan. Brown fat is firm fat, I like to say.

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