“Colonizing the New World is the new black!!”

I cannot sufficiently express how much I love this site. Thank you, Pat, for sending it to me, with the following note: “Excuse me, but did you ghostwrite this blog?”

My dead boyfriend is so hip!

Example:

First they had the Mayflower and now it’s the Seaflower. How creative!!

Sources tell Perez Hamilton exclusively that the ship, which was supposed to bring supplies to Jamestown, has blown up in Bermuda due to the negligence of the Captain’s son.

Hmmmmm, we think it’s a little suspicious that a ship just blew up due to “negligence”. Maybe he blew it up because daddy wouldn’t buy him a bigger boat.

Thoughts??

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