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The Axe
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This is killing me! Do you know if that’s his kid in the picture? I mean … I have no words for that….
OH. MY. GOD!
BWAHAHAHA!!! That’s SO awesome.
Johnny V. does not have kids. It might be from the picture he found. It looks a bit like the kid on Shamus O’Drunkahan’s site.
He just has such an awesome eye for the absurd. It’s one of my favorite qualities in a person.
//For those of you with kids, let this be a reminder that if you have a choice between, say, a teddy bear and a double-edged executioner’s axe, you might want to go with the bear — especially if your kid has a tendency to choke on axes.//
I mean … come on. That is funny.
She really had no use for a double-edged executioner’s axe, and since I’ve been on the lookout for one, she gave it to me.
that is possibly the funniest. line. ever. :)