Cousin Matt: “I’d like a Jameson’s please.”
Bartender: “Sorry, we don’t have Jameson’s.”
Cousin Matt: “How about some Bailey’s? Do you have Bailey’s?”
Bartender: “Nope. No Bailey’s.”
Cousin Matt: “Clearly, you are poorly equipped for an O’Malley wedding.”
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
That is hilarious
That is sensational. I’ve fallen in love with your family through these tales. I want to be an O’Malley cousin! Is there an application form?
Really? An O’Malley wedding. In the (roughly) Boston area. With no Jameson’s or Bailey’s? Silly bar people!
Clearly, he was poorly equipped to run any sort of bar. Shameful.