I will show up at the audition carrying my own Flush-o-Meter.
And you KNOW I will have to visit those restrooms once they open, to do a follow-up expose. I still have a dream of showing up in a burqa. I don’t know why that appeals to me, but it does. Stay tuned.
The only thing better than reading a blog post of your audition, would be for Alex to fly out and to read a blog post of you two auditioning together. I still laugh thinking about the time you two went to the L.Ron museum together. C’mon Alex, you know you want to :)
This would be so worth it just for the stories that would come out of it!
I know, right??
And $10,000 bucks is nothing to sneeze (or pee or poop) at!
I might have to crash the auditions, just to see what it’s like.
Yeah, I certainly wouldn’t turn down $10k.
Auditions are November 5th! Want to fly up and go together??
Make some extra cash for the holidays? Wear a big BEAR SUIT out on the sidewalk??
:)
OH……..I really, really, really wish you would… is that bad?
“All candidates must really, really enjoy going to the bathroom.”
In New York, that’s just asking for trouble.
Carrie – hahahaha
I will show up at the audition carrying my own Flush-o-Meter.
And you KNOW I will have to visit those restrooms once they open, to do a follow-up expose. I still have a dream of showing up in a burqa. I don’t know why that appeals to me, but it does. Stay tuned.
why YOU are the person that “Enjoys the Go” the most
I just….can’t….
Could you imagine being on that panel??
What do I need to do to sit in on those auditions?
Bring a roll of Charmin and your smile
I couldn’t dare audition. Imagine the self-esteem issues that would arise over failing to get the part of a dancing toilet.
I’d go, butt I’m totally wiped right now.
It is the roll of a lifetime, though.
Best. Audition. EVER.
If I had the vacation time, I would totally go. I’m too backed up at work.
Must be full of shit.
If you don’t go to these auditions Sheila, I’ll never speak to you again.
I say go.
Why yes, I DO enjoy going to the bathroom. But am I enthusiastic about it? Let’s see….
Go! Go! Go!
Gimme a P!
We’re number one!
Then again it might just be another shit job.
The only thing better than reading a blog post of your audition, would be for Alex to fly out and to read a blog post of you two auditioning together. I still laugh thinking about the time you two went to the L.Ron museum together. C’mon Alex, you know you want to :)
Oh, I beg of you …. I have no other reason to go on right now …
I am so loving this thread right now.