(I particularly enjoy this: “I received a certificate of merit from Mole Bump, Oklahoma for participating in the potato sack races at their annual Fourth of July picnic.” PUT THAT CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL, good man!!)
Categories
Archives
-
-
-
-
Recent Posts
- Happy Birthday to “Mr. Excitement”, Jackie Wilson
- “I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.” — Joan Rivers
- “Art is about building a new foundation, not just laying something on top of what’s already there.” — Prince
- “I dread to think about life without singing.” — Tom Jones
- “I want them to think ‘He was a nice guy. He did pretty good and we loved him’.” — Dean Martin
- “I want to write poems that will be non-compromising.” — poet Gwendolyn Brooks
- “When people ask me if I am a feminist film maker, I reply I am a woman and I also make films.” — Chantal Akerman
- For D-Day: John Ford’s They Were Expendable (1945)
- Review: Carolina Caroline (2026
- “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
Recent Comments
- Lyrie on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- Mike Molloy on 2026 Shakespeare Reading Project: Much Ado About Nothing
- Sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- Lyrie on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- Lyrie on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- sheila on Review: Carolina Caroline (2026
- sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- Lyrie on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- Lyrie on Review: Carolina Caroline (2026
- sheila on Review: Carolina Caroline (2026
- Clary on Review: Carolina Caroline (2026
- sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- sheila on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
- sheila on “I’m not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.” – Marilyn Monroe
- sheila on 2026 Shakespeare Reading Project: Much Ado About Nothing
- sheila on 2026 Shakespeare Reading Project: Much Ado About Nothing
- sheila on 2026 Shakespeare Reading Project: Much Ado About Nothing
- Lyrie on “Rock n’ roll! It’s the music of puberty.” — Suzi Quatro
-
Yeah, right next to the letter of thanks from the mayor of Willits for cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of the Piggly Wiggly. In a gold frame.
hahahahahahaha
READ THE FINE PRINT on that plaque wall, people!!!
Nice.
And for comepltely random aside, thought you might be interested in this:
http://www.bostonist.com/archives/2006/06/07/anne_of_mashup_gables.php
dan –
oh. my. god.
Weird, eh?
“Oh really? And who do you work for?”
“A corporation.”
alex – hahahahaha
How on earth I did not just bust out laughing then and there I will never know.
A CORPORATION?????
Elron ain’t the only bloggin’ clam!
Because you were thinking of all your students that depend on you and look up to you while you teach them.
….and we were both scared shitless.
I could feel her wanting to ask WHERE I taught … so she could quickly infiltrate my school system with literacy projects, etc.
Oh Emily, that link.
//I have to go check on Suri, finish watching Taps, and workout so I can lose the baby weight for my upcoming summer wedding (to Tom Cruise!!!!)!//
“finish watching Taps” hahahahahaha
“I can’t believe I have to wear Tom’s bathrobe in public.”
Well I think it’s just amazing that Red and Emily (not to mention Alex) are providing us with so much amazing information about this truly amazing pair of young lovebirds!
I’m AMAZED at your AMAZEMENT. It’s really AMAZING.
Mike
I feel it’s my duty as a United States citizen.
Emily
You’ve completely lost it. It’s fabulous.
The whole thing is magnificent. Truly. Magnificent.
Also – as a life-long resident of Oklahoma, I must convey that the residents of Mole Bump are deeply offended by Mr Hubman’s attempt to exploit his participation in their Independence Day festivities.