Xenu preserve us!

Look who’s blogging now!

(I particularly enjoy this: “I received a certificate of merit from Mole Bump, Oklahoma for participating in the potato sack races at their annual Fourth of July picnic.” PUT THAT CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL, good man!!)

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19 Responses to Xenu preserve us!

  1. Emily says:

    Yeah, right next to the letter of thanks from the mayor of Willits for cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of the Piggly Wiggly. In a gold frame.

  2. red says:

    hahahahahahaha

    READ THE FINE PRINT on that plaque wall, people!!!

  3. Dan says:

    Nice.

    And for comepltely random aside, thought you might be interested in this:

    http://www.bostonist.com/archives/2006/06/07/anne_of_mashup_gables.php

  4. red says:

    dan –

    oh. my. god.

  5. Alex says:

    “Oh really? And who do you work for?”

    “A corporation.”

  6. red says:

    alex – hahahahaha

    How on earth I did not just bust out laughing then and there I will never know.

    A CORPORATION?????

  7. Alex says:

    Because you were thinking of all your students that depend on you and look up to you while you teach them.

    ….and we were both scared shitless.

  8. red says:

    I could feel her wanting to ask WHERE I taught … so she could quickly infiltrate my school system with literacy projects, etc.

  9. red says:

    Oh Emily, that link.

  10. red says:

    //I have to go check on Suri, finish watching Taps, and workout so I can lose the baby weight for my upcoming summer wedding (to Tom Cruise!!!!)!//

    “finish watching Taps” hahahahahaha

  11. Emily says:

    “I can’t believe I have to wear Tom’s bathrobe in public.”

  12. MikeR says:

    Well I think it’s just amazing that Red and Emily (not to mention Alex) are providing us with so much amazing information about this truly amazing pair of young lovebirds!

  13. Emily says:

    I’m AMAZED at your AMAZEMENT. It’s really AMAZING.

  14. Alex says:

    Mike

    I feel it’s my duty as a United States citizen.

  15. Alex says:

    Emily

    You’ve completely lost it. It’s fabulous.

  16. red says:

    The whole thing is magnificent. Truly. Magnificent.

  17. MikeR says:

    Also – as a life-long resident of Oklahoma, I must convey that the residents of Mole Bump are deeply offended by Mr Hubman’s attempt to exploit his participation in their Independence Day festivities.

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