(I particularly enjoy this: “I received a certificate of merit from Mole Bump, Oklahoma for participating in the potato sack races at their annual Fourth of July picnic.” PUT THAT CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL, good man!!)
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(I particularly enjoy this: “I received a certificate of merit from Mole Bump, Oklahoma for participating in the potato sack races at their annual Fourth of July picnic.” PUT THAT CERTIFICATE ON THE WALL, good man!!)
Yeah, right next to the letter of thanks from the mayor of Willits for cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of the Piggly Wiggly. In a gold frame.
hahahahahahaha
READ THE FINE PRINT on that plaque wall, people!!!
Nice.
And for comepltely random aside, thought you might be interested in this:
http://www.bostonist.com/archives/2006/06/07/anne_of_mashup_gables.php
dan –
oh. my. god.
Weird, eh?
“Oh really? And who do you work for?”
“A corporation.”
alex – hahahahaha
How on earth I did not just bust out laughing then and there I will never know.
A CORPORATION?????
Elron ain’t the only bloggin’ clam!
Because you were thinking of all your students that depend on you and look up to you while you teach them.
….and we were both scared shitless.
I could feel her wanting to ask WHERE I taught … so she could quickly infiltrate my school system with literacy projects, etc.
Oh Emily, that link.
//I have to go check on Suri, finish watching Taps, and workout so I can lose the baby weight for my upcoming summer wedding (to Tom Cruise!!!!)!//
“finish watching Taps” hahahahahaha
“I can’t believe I have to wear Tom’s bathrobe in public.”
Well I think it’s just amazing that Red and Emily (not to mention Alex) are providing us with so much amazing information about this truly amazing pair of young lovebirds!
I’m AMAZED at your AMAZEMENT. It’s really AMAZING.
Mike
I feel it’s my duty as a United States citizen.
Emily
You’ve completely lost it. It’s fabulous.
The whole thing is magnificent. Truly. Magnificent.
Also – as a life-long resident of Oklahoma, I must convey that the residents of Mole Bump are deeply offended by Mr Hubman’s attempt to exploit his participation in their Independence Day festivities.