PETA is finally denouncing terrorism. A donkey was used in a suicide bombing and PETA is pissed. According to PETA, this travesty has shocked “people of all nationalities around the world”.
Actually, PETA, I am not all that shocked. I stopped being shocked by Arafat when I heard that Palestinian mothers were thrilled that their children had decided to become martyrs. I stopped being shocked by Arafat when I read about people strapping explosives to their bodies and going to stand in the middle of a night club. Nothing will shock me now about Arafat’s organization. If you don’t respect human life, then why will you respect the life of Eeyore??
PETA has written a letter to Arafat (I am not making this up), asking him to stop abusing animals. To stop using animals in suicide attacks.
PETA deplores the number of stray cats around Arafat’s compound. (I am not making this up.) They plead with Arafat to help those poor cats.
To Mr. Arafat: “Will you please add to your burdens my request that you appeal to all those who listen to you to leave the animals out of this conflict?”
This is war, folks. There is a war going on. All over the world. People die. Plants die. Animals die.
I’m certainly not like: “Yippee!! A donkey blew up! I hate animals!” but come on.
This is a serious world we live in now, and you people are not serious.
