My talented brother Brendan O’Malley used to blog, back in the day. He’s an amazing writer (and actor! He’s wonderful in the now-available You & Me, directed by Alexander Baack. I interviewed Baack about the film here.) His most recent gig was story editor/writer on the hit series Survivor’s Remorse. Brendan hasn’t blogged in years, but the “content” (dreaded word) is so good I asked if I could import some of it to my blog. He did series on books he loved, and albums he loved. (Brendan has been in numerous bands, is an amazing songwriter, a music-mad-man.) I thought it would be fun to put up some of the stuff here, since his blog is no more. So we’ll start with his list of 50 Best Albums. I’ll put up one every Monday.
A word of warning: Every time anyone anywhere puts up a list on the Internet, you get comments like “What about [such-and-such]”? or “You forgot to include [such-and-such].” No. I didn’t. No anyone didn’t. This isn’t your list. Try not to be boring. How about you engage with what is here? There are no right answers, no right list, no right order. Let’s not try to shut down conversation, but to continue conversation.
Brendan’s list of 50 Best Albums is part music-critique and part memoir. He writes personally about the albums, how he discovered them, the contexts of those discoveries, his preconceived notions vanishing in reality, or – more prosaically – where he was and when he was when he first heard the album. Some of the albums are by family members (many musicians), one is from him, and unavailable anywhere. This is a personal list. Albums that matter to my brother.
I have always loved these essays, because I love to hear my brother talk. I am happy to share them with you!
The way he designed the list is a count-down from the bottom, so we’ll start from 50 and work our way up.
50 Best Albums, by Brendan O’Malley
50. Miles Davis – Sketches Of Spain
In no particular order I am going to lay down the O’Malley gauntlet of greatness. I was talking with my cousin Mike about what the heck I was going to do next on my blog and he said I should review my favorite 50 albums. Well, what could I do? Once something like that is out there it has to be done.
As I readied myself for the bus ride this morning I immediately thought of The Replacements album Let It Be which is probably the album I’d have on a deserted island, an island with an iPod and electricity. But I have wanted this blog to be a constant source of challenge. I’ll get to Let It Be but I thought I’d start with something I barely have a vocabulary to cover…
Jazz.
I have vivid memories of making my sister Sheila howl by imitating a person I call a ‘jazz douche’. I won’t go too far into what makes up a ‘jazz douche’ but I will give a quick distillation of what truly bothers me about the die-hard jazz fan.
The die-hard jazz fan is deluded and angry. They feel that jazz is a superior form of music and they can’t quite wrap their beret laden brains around the fact that the majority of the populace prefers just about any other genre. I’m all for passion and interest but when that starts to calcify into prejudice and snootiness, count me out.
According to the die-hard jazz douche, my love of the three minute pop song with repeated verse/chorus/verse structure is evidence of my inferior brain. I also am a slave to marketing because if I could only throw off the shackles of the corporate jailer I would instantly abhor anything so bourgeois as MELODY.
So. Never been a fan of the jazz fan. For decades this kept me from exploring even the slightest bit in the genre.
Then I was cast in Side Man. It had won the Tony a year earlier and was now being done around the country in regional theaters. I’d scoffed and rolled my eyes at the NY Times review that compared it to a jazz ensemble. My hatred of the prejudice of the jazz fan caused me to hold this play in contempt. When I got the sides from my agent I barely took the time to read them, so deep was my scorn.
I went to the audition and came out thinking, “I’ll probably book this stupid jazz-douche play, you watch.” Sure enough, I booked it.
Once I read the whole play however, I was forced to admit that it was not merely the ravings of a beret-topped, handlebar-mustache-wearing, microbrew-in-the-garage, stamp-collecting, jazz douche. It packed a fierce emotional wallop and the writing was fantastic.
This pierce in my armor allowed me to take a chance on listening to some jazz in order to better understand the milieu. I figured Miles Davis wouldn’t be a bad place to start.
Thus Sketches Of Spain.
How did I decide to buy this album? Deep research? Asking a true jazz douche? Nope. I liked the cover. Stately, mysterious, violent, gorgeous.
Now a real jazz douche would be able to say, “They recorded this album entirely live with each instrument filtered through copper and brass pipes which gives the album its trebly overtones. Frank ‘Bubbles’ Harrington produced the album and he was greatly influenced by Ferdinand the Bull and gallons of homemade sangria. So when you listen to these tracks, man, you got to let the grapes take you away and sit down on that bee and let Miles bite you in the ass.”
But alas, I am not a jazz douche. I know nothing of how this was made. I only know how it sounds to me. Track by track…
1. ‘Concierto De Aranjuez (Adagio)’
A strange percussion types away while horns seem to fly in over tiled roofs. Men in white shirts and black pants held up by lengths of rope roll slowly out of hammocks, blinking away the rice and wine that led them to their sleep. The smell of blood can be sensed coming from the arena at the heart of the town. A bullfight.
2. ‘Will O’ The Wisp’
Her dark hair falls over her full lips. The basket she has prepared sits on a brightly colored blanket. Birds chirp and call your eyes up to the horizon. The town is far away. No one will see you. You know she wants you to kiss her but you’ve waited so long to be alone with her that you prolong the conversation, drawing your voice lower and lower until the talk can’t get any smaller. Her eyelashes flutter as she laughs and suddenly your mouths are meeting as closely as your minds.
3. ‘The Pan Piper’
The children are afraid. The man with the knapsack and flute has them gathered by the church. He’s told them that they will see their parents again if they are very very good. They like music, don’t they? If they like music, they should raise their hands. They don’t want to raise their hands even though they like music. They feel like if they start doing what he says they’ll never be able to stop. The sun tries to reach them from beyond the church spire but the clouds are gathering. Horse hooves pound from around the corner of the wall and suddenly the flute is silenced and the man on the horse is bringing them back to their houses trying to keep them from seeing the blood on his sword.
4. ‘Saeta’
The learned men must hide their knowledge. Superstition rules the hour. If the Church has the ear of the King then the people must give over their mouths. Practical men reconcile this hypocrisy quite easily but dreamers are compromised to an almost maddening degree.
5. ‘Solea’
Aren’t the ships in the harbor beautiful? They await their orders. The beach goers lounge and converse. The bells in the tower peal on the hour. All of a sudden a cannon booms and a flurry of activity ensues on the decks of the warships. Word spreads until recreation seems inappropriate and the sand is quickly vacated. War has come to Spain.
6. ‘Song Of Our Country’
Fists pounded on the thick table cluttered with pewter mugs. National identity emerges from each man’s mouth louder than the one before. Loaves of bread are ignored. So are women, until later. Minutiae rules the day.
7. ‘Concierto De Aranjuez (Part One)
The bull has swords hanging from every part of his hide. Breasts heave in corsets ringed with lace. Screams fall short of the sun. Pride holds the matador still beneath his cape, withholding the death blow for maximum drama.
8. ‘Concierto De Aranjuez (Part Two Ending)’
The arena is empty. The sand is stained here and there with the blood of the bull. The setting sun casts darkness into the stands. How could such brutality end in such peace?
I guess there is a little jazz douche in everyone.
— Brendan O’Malley



Is blues douche worse? Raging debate pending on the horizon.
Speaking personally, I find jazz douches worse. But then, I’m a 1/4 blues douche, so I would say that.
Great choice to kick off the series.
Miles is legendary, of course, and Gil Evans is just as much a legend.
Their collaborations were some of the highest peaks in musical history.
I grew up in what was then a very isolated part of the country and pretty much a cultural wasteland so I bought and read every music magazine I could get my hands on because I knew there was a big world out there that I needed to know more about and I also used to validate my own instincts on what was important and relevant in the big picture. I say that to say I think this is one of the greatest pieces of music related writing I’ve ever read.
I’m very late on posting any comment about it because when I read it the morning it was first posted I got overtly excited and wrote way too much. Nobody ever needed an editor worse than I do. The night before this was posted I was watching a documentary about the 300 artists Frank Zappa lists in the inside of the Mothers Of Invention debut Freak Out. I’m not really a Zappa fan, for my tastes only 3 albums are essential and one had a very big influence on me “We’re Only In It For The Money”, I recognize his brilliance I just don’t like most of his records and actively dislike many of them. In this documentary they dig into Miles Davis who is a character I’ve always been fascinated with for many reasons, mostly superficial like how cool, intense, and unapproachable he always looked to me.
More of a dangerous rock and roll rhythm and blues vibe and very cool. I’m not a jazz person at all, as I got older I liked it much more than when I was growing up and just wanted to rock. This documentary had some great footage of Miles and his band and got me thinking I seriously needed to force myself to explore some of his milestone records, so the synchronicity of seeing this great article by Brendan when I got up was great.
My least favorite kind of music is probably Jazz Fusion, I used to think it was everything I hated only louder. Made me nervous. I was working in a small independent record store when fusion was really having an impact and was all over the Top 200 Billboard album chart. Brendan’s Jazz Douche character is so good I wish it was an animated series or he was a reaccuring character in a shoe like his cousin the Comic Book Guy in The Simpson’s who always reminded me of the Jazz douches I used to have to cater to in my job of retail record store guy.
We had a lot of classical music customers many who were seniors and were only in SW Fl waiting out the winter to go back home and being a young cliche’ of a know it all highly opionated rock and roll guy myself you’d have thought the Classicsl aficionados would be the snobs because many had spent their lifetimes studying it but they all seemed to be very nice. They’d come into our store and something like Mott The Hoople would be playing on our hi-fi which surely they hated but they never felt a need to comment like the Jazz douches always did , they’d just ask for help finding the latest album they saw in their Schwann catalog and I was happy to help them. I took it upon myself to learn about the basics of classical which is of course a big world just so I’d be more efficient in talking to them not only because I wanted to be good st my job but because I liked most of the classical customers so much. Many times their passion for certain pieces would get me so curious I’d buy the records too and usually liked them.
In contrast to the Jazz douche army had the effect on me that Brendan refers to in that their condescending obnoxious attitude about their favorite artists, which I didn’t care for to begin with, became synonymous with their personalities so even as I got older and expanded my musical horizons I still thought of those guys anytime I would look in to some of the jazz greats catalogs which I know is ridiculous but I couldn’t help it.
I love that Brendan developed his Jazz character to the point that he could make you laugh hysterically. Me and my likeminded coworkers would do the same to each other each going more over the top because they were so much fun to parody.
I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed Brendan’s descriptions of what the music said to him as I listened to all the Miles tracks, I travelled right there with him and it was the best musical experience I’ve had in ages. Nothing like that ever happens to me anymore and I’d never heard the record in my life and probably never would have now I seriously love it.
Sorry for the overkill, this was the short version ? but thanks to Brendan for such an amazing piece of writing!