I laughed out loud when I saw this: somebody got to this wee blog by Googling “the weight of the king of Tonga”.
I can die a happy woman now.
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Okay, but could you do it about fifty years from now? Some of us kind of like you and want for you to stick around.
I will do my best, Emily. :)
You need your own “Mission Accomplished” banner.
“The weight of the king of Tonga.”
I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about half the time, O’Malley. You make my head hurt.
Alex:
i certainly wish I did not retain half of the things I have in my brain. Do I need to know that the king of Tonga is the heaviest monarch in the world and that he weighs 444 pounds? DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS? No. I do not. But what is there to do about it at this point??