Those people just look too darn happy. I wonder what they’re hiding. They all seem like they are in deep deep denial.
Like: okay, we get it … you’re happy. But stop SMILING like such a MANIAC.
“He makes me laugh.” (Shot of couple laughing hysterically)
“I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard as I have with her.” (Shot of another couple guffawing like hyenas.)
“The laughter! He’s just so FUNNY.” (shot of couple incapacitated due to laughter.)
I did not know that hyena’s gaffawed.
Didn’t you see The Lion King?? Of course, those hyenas were guffawing in an EVIL way not an eHarmony way …
In re: “The laughter! He’s just so FUNNY.”
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Maybe it was all a clever ploy to get free advertising on your blog. I know marketing people who are just about that twisted.
But Sheila, they’re SOULMATES! That creepy dude with the glasses SAYS SO on the commercial! That’s why they’re laughing! Because they’re HAPPY! With their SOULMATE!
Or maybe it’s the Thetans. . .
It’s because they’re so filled with Jesus…and not because they are gay.
Clicky
I was wondering how long before Cruise-boy came up in this conversation.
The commercial talks about twenty something dimensions of compatibility. I have enough trouble with a mere three of the buggers.
Mark – wow. I didn’t know any of that. Actually, no, come to think of it – a gay friend of mine was talking about eHarmony once, mentioning how they didn’t have personals for gays.
Laughter is over rated.
It might work for some folks, but I had a friend try it and the guys who wrote her back…well, let’s just say that less than 50% of those “dimensions of compatability” were fulfilled.
and one guy was a real creep, nearly stalked her when she turned him down.
eHarmony might work for people who don’t have odd freaky contradictions in their personalities, but I suspect that for people like me – basically, a walking contradiction – it’s probably not worth it.
I dunno, I tend to be real cynical about those kind of things…even more cynical than I’d be about, say, the Village Matchmaker who has known everyone since they were three and knows almost more about you than your own parents. ‘Cos as they say, on the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
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