The Hudson River is frozen.
Last night was such a chore getting home (don’t ask) that I considered just strolling across the West Side Highway, leaping out onto the chunks of ice, and making my way across to the Jersey side.
Probably would have gotten home quicker.
Or just drowned in the icy depths.
It was a crapshoot.
“News Channel 4 now brings you this live helicopter shot of a person trapped on the ice in the Hudson River…”
…wearing plastic leg wraps an odd maroon cone-like outfit covering up half her face …
“…police have recovered her and she’s being taken to Bellvue for observation…”
…she was heard screaming as they strapped her to the gurney, “NO! I can’t miss the sneak preview of ‘Miracle’ this Saturday!!!”…
HAHAHA! That’s it, I can’t add anything to that.
who got her bean boots?
Do they allow “Blogging from Bellevue?”
Ya know, that sounds suspiciously like it could become the latest reality show craze…