one can only assume (and demand) that there is ALWAYS room for one more.
There BETTER be, because my nephew Cashel recently had a dream where he was a superhero. A new and improved superhero. A superhero the world has never heard of before … and in my opinion, the world is the lesser for it.
Cashel had a dream that he was a superhero with long limbs – limbs that could elongate and reach out … stretching across the acres …
What is the name of this new superhero? Brought to life in Cashel’s subconscious mind?
Stretchy Colorado.
Yes, folks. There’s a new superhero on the scene and his name is:
Stretchy Colorado.
Yes, folks. There’s a new superhero on the scene and his name is:
STRETCHY COLORADO.
I can think of MANY ways that good old “Stretchy Colorado” could be of use to our society. Thank goodness he has finally arrived.
I can hear it now, Sheila:
“Save me, Stretchy Colorado!! SAAAAVVVE MEEEEE!!!”