Tupac

11 Responses to Tupac

1. red says:

   February 11, 2004 at 3:46 pm

   I especially liked his argument for allowing gays in the military:

   “Let ’em fight! Let ’em fight! Cause I ain’t fighting. I don’t care if I see a Russian tank on Flatbush Avenue … I ain’t fighting.”
2. Bill McCabe says:

   February 11, 2004 at 4:27 pm

   “Who has it better than gays? Can’t go to war, can’t get married.”

   Don’t listen to him in the car, I nearly lost control during his “n—— vs. black people” routine.
3. the mighty jimbo says:

   February 11, 2004 at 6:20 pm

   watch. osama gets “caught” right before the election. WATCH.
4. Emily says:

   February 11, 2004 at 6:45 pm

   Does anybody else remember when he used to do “Nat X” on Saturday Night Live? God, he was funny.
5. Bill McCabe says:

   February 11, 2004 at 6:49 pm

   Was that the one with “The Man Cam”?
6. MikeR says:

   February 11, 2004 at 8:39 pm

   “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.”

   The guy does have a talent.
7. Stephen Silver says:

   February 11, 2004 at 9:32 pm

   “Bush lied to me, man. He said we got to move on Iraq because they’re the most dangerous regime on earth.
   If they’re so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole fucking country?
   You couldn’t take over the Bronx in two weeks. Youd need a month to get the Grand Concourse, man.”
8. Independant George says:

   February 12, 2004 at 1:26 am

   Tupac lives!
9. red says:

   February 12, 2004 at 10:02 am

   I also love his scorn for the term ‘assassination’ when used in conjuction with Biggie and Tupac. As I recall it goes something like this:

   “Also – what’s this with saying them two were assassinated? Listen – JFK was assassinated. Martin Luther King was assassinated. Them two niggas just got shot! I mean, I love Biggie, I love Tupac, but school will be open on their birthdays!”
10. Dave J says:

    February 12, 2004 at 10:13 am

    As an utterly northeastern Jew living in the South, I”m particularly fond of this:

    “My family’s from the South, and people in the South LOOOOOOVE some pork. Even if it’s fish: what kind of fish is that? Pork fish.

    You know what kind of pork ONLY people in the South like? Pig feet. Yeah, the same damn pig feet be sitting in a jar on a shelf in the store since you was about fourteen years old, in that nasty brown liquid…what the hell is the liquid?! Pig piss?! And the thing is, people actually pick which pig feet they want: no, not that one, the other one. The one with the nail in it.”
11. Stephen Silver says:

    February 12, 2004 at 5:42 pm

    When I was in Israel, my friend bought a whole bag of chicken feet, and ate them as he walked down the street.

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