Hi! Guess I’ll have me some of that famous chili I heard tell about, and a cup of coffee. Thank you kindly. What’s your name? Well howdy, Scott, my name’s BJ. Naw, it doesn’t stand for Billie Joe. Nice apron! Wouldn’t want to get that gut-bustin’ chili on your nice white shirt! How about a refill on this coffee? Sure is a nice place you got here. Oh is that so? Billie owns it, eh? I met her at the market yesterday and she told me she just hired a fine young man to work at her place. Looks like she was right – he he! She said something about you going out with that girl who flies airplanes. That’s cool, Scott. Really cool. It’s a good thing to accept all kinds of people in this ever-lovin’ world. But did you ever think that girl in the wheelchair is holding you down? I saw her outside with Duke or whatever that guy’s name is. She’s a little bossy, don’t you think? I mean, she’s nice and all, but you’ve got your whole life ahead of you! So many different things to try . . . say, have you ever driven a Corvette before? She’s a beaut, ain’t she? I got 424 horses under the hood – you really oughta take her for a spin. Guess you could say she’s just another girl with wheels, eh? He he – don’t mean nothin’ by it. Just making an observation. Here are the keys – go for it, I won’t tell Billie. Let’s stop by my place for a minute and get you into some Dittoes and a nice OP shirt. Then we can take the top off – of the car – and really burn some rubber! Sure, you can gun it, that’s what it’s for! Woo hoo! Man, you’re really cool, Scott. I heard about your football career, but you know, Coach never did give you a chance. Anyone could see you’re tight end material! My place is just up there. Yeah, the penthouse! Come on on, I’ll just be a minute. You can play with the Pachinko machine if you want. Sure! Help yourself to a Dr. Pepper. Are you a Pepper, too? Ha ha, I thought so. I just gotta take a quick shower . . . I’ll leave the bathroom door open so we can talk . . .
Stevie – tears are streaming down my face. It’s this one-way monologue and I CAN’T TAKE IT. It’s the DETAILS you’re getting into it too:
Wouldn’t want to get that gut-bustin’ chili on your nice white shirt! How about a refill on this coffee? Sure is a nice place you got here. Oh is that so? Billie owns it, eh?
I’m dying!!! You have completely assimilated Skyward into your life.
Hi! Guess I’ll have me some of that famous chili I heard tell about, and a cup of coffee. Thank you kindly. What’s your name? Well howdy, Scott, my name’s BJ. Naw, it doesn’t stand for Billie Joe. Nice apron! Wouldn’t want to get that gut-bustin’ chili on your nice white shirt! How about a refill on this coffee? Sure is a nice place you got here. Oh is that so? Billie owns it, eh? I met her at the market yesterday and she told me she just hired a fine young man to work at her place. Looks like she was right – he he! She said something about you going out with that girl who flies airplanes. That’s cool, Scott. Really cool. It’s a good thing to accept all kinds of people in this ever-lovin’ world. But did you ever think that girl in the wheelchair is holding you down? I saw her outside with Duke or whatever that guy’s name is. She’s a little bossy, don’t you think? I mean, she’s nice and all, but you’ve got your whole life ahead of you! So many different things to try . . . say, have you ever driven a Corvette before? She’s a beaut, ain’t she? I got 424 horses under the hood – you really oughta take her for a spin. Guess you could say she’s just another girl with wheels, eh? He he – don’t mean nothin’ by it. Just making an observation. Here are the keys – go for it, I won’t tell Billie. Let’s stop by my place for a minute and get you into some Dittoes and a nice OP shirt. Then we can take the top off – of the car – and really burn some rubber! Sure, you can gun it, that’s what it’s for! Woo hoo! Man, you’re really cool, Scott. I heard about your football career, but you know, Coach never did give you a chance. Anyone could see you’re tight end material! My place is just up there. Yeah, the penthouse! Come on on, I’ll just be a minute. You can play with the Pachinko machine if you want. Sure! Help yourself to a Dr. Pepper. Are you a Pepper, too? Ha ha, I thought so. I just gotta take a quick shower . . . I’ll leave the bathroom door open so we can talk . . .
Stevie – tears are streaming down my face. It’s this one-way monologue and I CAN’T TAKE IT. It’s the DETAILS you’re getting into it too:
Wouldn’t want to get that gut-bustin’ chili on your nice white shirt! How about a refill on this coffee? Sure is a nice place you got here. Oh is that so? Billie owns it, eh?
I’m dying!!! You have completely assimilated Skyward into your life.
Brilliant!
I got a little carried away – still running a fever, I guess :) xxxx