[said in a hopeful encouraging voice] “He was either a drug addict, or he had a drinking problem, or maybe he drove drunk and killed or maimed someone. Something like that.”
Flipping thru the channels: “I’m in the mood for murder.”
“Yeah, let’s watch this.” [A Dateline special about a man who killed someone while, apparently, sleepwalking.] “It has everything I love – sleep problems, and lots of murder.”
I’m horrified and amuzed to ponder what people will interpret from this post…imagine reading this and having no idea what it means or who the person is saying “I’m in the mood for murder.”
hahahaha It makes me think of that great line from Knocked Up – the little kid announcing from the back seat, “I Googled ‘murder’ today.”
SO FUNNY.
I love you!