1. What color is your toothbrush?
Let’s start this thing off on the most inane level. Blue and white.
2. Name one person who made you smile today.
DBW
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Shower
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
Kit-Kat. I don’t eat them anymore though.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud
“Hope, you just ate. Please chill out.”
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee
10, Do you like your wallet?
Sure. I don’t get caught up in bags/purses/wallets/clutches … I buy my wallets from the bargain bin at TJ Maxx.
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Egg white omelette I made.
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No.
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Sox.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Not a big popcorn fan but if I do eat it, no butter. Nothing fancy.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Pat, maybe? I don’t know. I don’t text much.
16. Ever go camping?
Yes. I camped nonstop for two months. Which kinda turned me off camping forever.
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Yes.
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Not every Sunday, but yeah, I try to make it. I like mid-week masses the best.
19, Do you have a tan?
Never.
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
No.
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don’t really drink soda. If I do, I drink ginger ale, and no, I would never drink soda with a straw.
22, What did your last text message say?
I don’t know. Stop asking me about text messages.
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Work out, write, big lunch thing I have to go to.
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
My printer
26, What color is your watch?
This meme is full of assumptions. I don’t wear a watch.
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
To be honest, the first thing I think of is big scary spiders. Sorry, Australia. I actually have always wanted to go there.
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I don’t eat fast food.
30. What is your favorite number?
I don’t have one.
31. Whoâs the last person you talked to on the phone?
My brother?
32. Any plans today?
Editing. Walk on the Hudson. Getting together with Jen tonight. We have much to discuss.
33. How many states have you lived in?
Six or seven.
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Learning patience.
35, Last song listened to?
Get Up (Bleu). Yeah, I’m not over it yet.
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No. My apartment is two rooms. If I needed a maid to clean it, I would basically be a douchebag.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Black Converse. Yeah, I’m 10.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
I guess so. I have worked hard to not be so, though. Julia Roberts and I are almost exactly the same age, and yeah, if I think about it, I could be like: what the hell??? But I don’t all that much. Different journeys, embrace my own, recite The Desiderata ad infinitum.
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
I have no idea. I hope so.
41. Do you love anyone?
Yes, my God, many people.
42. Do any of your friends have children?
Okay, is this meme directed at tweens? Most of my friends have kids.
43. What do you usually do during the day?
Not a goddamn thing. I lie around and eat Kit-Kats.
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Nope. Hatred is not allowed, in general. I have contempt for lots of people, mainly certain politicians and such, but hate? Waste of energy. Okay, maybe I hate Michael Vick. Yes, I do hate Michael Vick. I wish him nothing but physical suffering and anguish. Hell is too good for that motherfucker.
45. Do you use the word âhelloâ daily?
I’m more of a “Hi” kind of girl.
46. What color is your car?
Black
47. Do you like cats?
Hope, what do you think?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now
Nope.
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
A bazillion times. I wish there was a Six Flags right down the block.
50. How did you get your worst scar?
By leaping out of a tree when I was about 9 years old, and landing on a rock on my left knee. My left knee is really really ugly, with this big white scar on it.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a Six Flags fix. Let me know if you’re up for a field trip to the one in NJ. It’s been ages since I’ve had a severe case of whip lash at the hands of an insane roller coaster. Bring it on.
Hey. This is off-topic, but I have a long email I am going to send you, but I haven’t had time to finish it. I am in the middle of a project at work, and that is monopolizing my time. Didn’t want you to think I was ignoring you, or your very funny comments elsewhere. By this time next year, I’m sure I’ll have time to get my note off to you.
I love the way you yell at your memes. And the way you answer them with a question as if they will answer back.
Meme: Yes, it was your brother who you last spoke to on the phone, Sheila, good answer!
Sheila: Piss off, Meme, your questions are annoying.
Carrie- hahahaha You can just hear the assumptions all over the place. No watch. No fast food. No soda. No popcorn. I don’t text.
I do OTHER things, but I’m not on board with those things, meme, so stop asking!
DBW – love your emails, whenever they come. Thanks for touching base after the lovefest from yesterday!
—16. Ever go camping?
Yes. I camped nonstop for two months. Which kinda turned me off camping forever.—
This reminded me of probably my favorite line ever by my father. I was in my 20’s and while back in my hometown I had some friends over at my folks house. I was joking about how I grew up in New Hampshire and had never been camping, or caught a fish, or anything New Hampshire-ish, despite living my whole life there. And I called out to my father, “Dad, we live in New Hampshire–how is it that you never took us fishing, or camping, or any of that stuff?” And my father, who was sitting on the couch reading one of the twenty five periodicals he subscribed to, lifted his head from his magazine and with pitch perfect timing said, without an exclamation point: “I camped out for a year in Vietnam. It’s overrated.”
Mike – hahahahahahaha Uncle Tony. 25 periodicals. He kills me!!
This meme is incredibly random!
I also love how Sheila yells at the memes. Hilarious.
And Mike, I thought of that exact same story when I read that question, and was laughing so hard that you put it here.
Mike, thank you for putting that story in here. I feel the exact same way since Afghanistan.
Sheila, I echo the yelling at the meme love.
/Okay, is this meme directed at tweens?/
Yeah, I got it from Facebook, so I’m gonna go with yes.
Kerry – Ah, I love the connections of siblings. Beautiful.
#19- hahahahahaha!
What I want to know is, why is there no question #4?
/rainman
Mere – hahahahahahaha
Seriously, picture me with a tan??
Scary, right?