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Holy Spider (2022: d. Ali Abbasi)

Been really looking forward to this one, and it did not disappoint. It’s about Saeed Hanaei, the notorious Iranian serial killer who killed prostitutes in the holy city of Mashhad. Yeah, not so holy, you hypocrites. Zar Amir-Ebrahimi plays the journalist who has come to Mashhad to investigate the crimes. She runs up against obfuscation and lies at every turn. After all, this killer is cleaning up the streets. These women are worse than worthless. They’re not even human. He’s doing everyone a good turn. He became a little celebrity. Played by Mehdi Bajestani in a very disturbing performance. Very good movie.

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Hallmark gets it right

My dear friend Allison works for Hallmark Channel. As I’m sure everyone knows, their Christmas movies are a world unto themselves, and I love hearing the backstage stories. Allison is here for Thanksgiving and she said she wanted to show me one of their movies this year. She said she normally wouldn’t “make me” watch one of them – although I enjoy them (if they’re good)!! – but that this one felt special to her and she really wanted to share it.

It’s a takeoff Christmas version of Three Men and a Baby and it’s called Three Wise Men and a Baby. We watched it and I am so glad I saw it. It’s sweet and funny and at one point I even tear-ed up (the moment was an homage to Florence Henderson in The Brady Bunch emerging from the crowd singing “Silent Night” to help inspire the crowd … I think it was “Silent Night” I couldn’t find it on YouTube and … sorry. This shit works).

Three Wise Men and a Baby had three separate plots – as opposed to the stereotypical one – and the three lead guys – Andrew Walker, Tyler Hynes and Paul Campbell – play adult bickering brothers, and they were adorable and their dynamic was charming. The script was written by Paul Campbell as well. The whole thing felt very confident. Cheesy? Well, maybe? But there’s a time and a place for that. Besides, I didn’t find it so. Its moments were unforced, and you may see where it all was going, but there’s a comfort in that too.

I said to Allison afterwards something along the lines of, “I like movies that do what they set out to do and do it without embarrassment. I appreciate movies that are freely themselves, without pushing or being lazily reliant on cliche. This movie is just freely itself and you can feel it.” The mom of the three guys is played by Margaret Colin, and she was in the original Three Men and a Baby, a smart fun bit of casting if you picked up on it.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

The next day a writer from Variety got the ratings scoop and it’s a big one: Three Wise Men and a Baby averaged 3.6 million viewers – which, in this day and age, is massive, making it the #1 watched cable movie in all of 2022. Not just Hallmark. but all of cable TV. !!!

Allison shared with me the article and I just wanted to share it because

1. I enjoyed the movie if you want to check it out and
2. it was cool to see my friend so excited and I was happy she decided to “make me” watch the movie.

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Review: Lady Chatterley’s Lover (2022)

I’m always assigned the sexy movies. What does it mean? I do like to write about sex, so …. what better way to put my interests to use than reviewing an adaptation one of the most scandalous books of the 20th century? There are controversial books, and then there’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover, so scandalous it warranted a full-blown obscenity trial – over 30 years after its initial private publication. This new film adaptation is really good though. And very sexy! I miss sex in movies. I talk about it all the time and I bore my friends. Here’s my review. I really dig the director’s first film, Mustang (which I wrote about in my Film Comment piece about Matthias Schoenaerts). She’s talented. So now with this one, she has officially become “someone to watch”.

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#OTD November 22, 1963: The Truth Is Marching On

With no introduction, Judy Garland paid tribute to the fallen President on her TV show.

A performance like this is a reminder of why we need artists.

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Keep your eye on the star

When Tommy Lee Jones came and talked at my grad school, he was asked how he prepared for his role in The Fugitive. He said he talked to a US Marshal and basically got the expected answer … “I don’t care if you’re innocent. You’re supposed to be caught and it’s my job to make sure you’re caught.” But Jones said the main way he “prepared” was: “I paid attention to Harrison Ford.” They only had the one scene together, but he elaborated: “He was a leader on the set. My job was to support what he was bringing to the story. So I just paid close attention to him. He was never far from my mind.” This, of course, is the Marshal’s single-minded focus for the entire movie: the fugitive.

His comment always struck me, in terms of super smart acting technique, technique indistinguishable from story smarts. His approach was so simple and yet so effective.

Why I thought of this was because of watching Tár.

Nina Hoss is a brilliant actress. A leading lady. She’s proven that time and time again. She’s one of my favorite actresses working today.

She plays an important role in Tár, Cate Blanchett’s long-time girlfriend, but she doesn’t have much dialogue. As a reminder to the idiots who count up lines and then write “thinkpieces” on how Martin Scorsese “erases” women by not giving them enough lines … the effectiveness of a performance is not in how many lines a character has. Literally any actor would tell you this. In every scene in Tár, Hoss is reacting to Blanchett. It is her sole purpose and it works on multiple levels. The character is extremely concerned, she’s recognizing the signs, she’s hurt from the past, and she sees the past might be rising up again. She doesn’t speak this out loud, but we understand it because of how Nina Hoss looks at Blanchett. It’s more revealing than Blanchett’s behavior – mainly because Lydia Tar is so armored, to say the least. Armored by success and ego. Nina Hoss’ job is – of course – to immerse herself in the world of symphony orchestras, in the world of top-tier violinists, etc. – and she is completely believable in that aspect.

But that’s not the sole purpose of this role. In fact, it’s secondary. It’s background noise.

Her job as an actress – her mAIN job – is to pay close attention to Cate Blanchett.

Nothing can happen without her attention. Her attention tells us all. It helps us understand that what Lydia is doing is part of a pattern. It’s not out of the blue. It’s like a monster emerging from the shadows again.

Hoss’ role and the playing of it is an object lesson in the idea of what it means to be “support staff”, a character actor, there to ground the story in reality, backstory, history, context. If you aren’t doing that, if you are only focused on yourself and giving your own little good performance, then you are not doing the job. This is why the number of lines is irrelevant. We got the whole story of De Niro in The Irishman from his daughter’s traumatized dissociative silence.

Mike Nichols fired someone on the first day of rehearsal for a Broadway show because the actor was futzing around figuring out “business” to do during the star’s important downstage monologue. This “business” pulled focus from the main event, which was the star and the monologue. The actor also also asked a question about whether or not they would be seen by the audience if they were placed in that section of the stage. Nichols didn’t say anything directly to the actor, but murmured to the stage manager, “Fire her.” The actor was fired during the lunch break.

Harsh, yes? Nobody said show business was kind. And certain things are elementary, and should be present if you expect to be playing at the highest level. Because if you don’t get that your job during the star’s monologue is to stand still and not pull focus and pay close close attention to the star … then you don’t get story and you don’t get collaboration, which means that you don’t understand your own job. It’s not about YOU.

Look at this screengrab above. Hoss’ eyeline – and the intensity of her gaze – draws us to what is most important.

This is amazing to see, as I mentioned, because since Nina Hoss is the compelling central figure in Christian Petzold’s movies, a ferocious on-the-edge leading lady in the Gena Rowlands vein. There, she is not support staff at all. In those movies she’s the Blanchett figure. Here, it’s not about that. And she knows it.

And so she takes all of her intense talent and concentration and does what is necessary for the story. She pays close attention to the central figure, helping us understand what is really going on.

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R.I.P. Nicki Aycox

I was so saddened to hear the news of actress Nicki Aycox’s death. She was 47.

Aycox made such an enormous impression as the demon Meg on Supernatural. She showed up in the first season, signaling that larger things were afoot, things much more urgent and frightening than your basic Monster of the Week. It was how she chose to play this very challenging role that made such an impression. There was her insinuating lethal line delivery, her gleeful-hateful attitude, and how Aycox manifested that was to play Meg like she had a secret that pleased her. She always knew more than everyone else. She was the smartest “person” in any room. She was this tiny woman and yet she was a completely believable heavy. Her sinister nature was cloaked in a kind of aggressive sexuality, which we learn later was the polar opposite of the real Meg, the Meg the demon possessed. And so this aggressive sexuality was doubly awful, because the real Meg wasn’t like that, the real Meg was probably screaming inside in shame and self-loathing. Aycox gave a heartbreaking performance, once you realized she was actually being possessed, that a scared innocent young woman was in there, trying to fight her way out.

Look at the above paragraph and try to imagine playing all of it. And not only playing it but relishing in the playing of it. Aycox knew this was the role of a lifetime.

She was called upon to do the most extraordinary things in this role – writhing, screaming, cackling, seducing – but she did so with delicacy, wit, a kind of laser-point precision, which made her evil that much more effective. Aycox left the series early (although she did pop in a couple more times over the years), and she cast a long shadow. She was the ultimate demon. She was such an eerie presence, and played a huge part in creating the otherworldly vibe of that first season.

Her first scene takes place on the side of a lonely foggy road. Sam (Jared Padalecki) basically just trips over her. Then follows a flirty little conversation, but it’s weird because the road was deserted and then suddenly she was THERE. Shouldn’t he be suspicious? The scene then morphs into a Supernatural “take off” on the hitchhiking scene in It Happened One Night. She says all the right things. She knows more about him than he knows about himself. She sees all.

Even through all the scenes that follow, you never forgot how she first appeared from seemingly out of nowhere, her small body crouched on the side of the road, her back to the camera. Back-ting, people, back-ting.

You immediately knew something was “not right” with this character, but as an actress she didn’t show her cards. She played the first scene straight, so she seemed to be what she was supposed to be, what she wanted Sam to see – a restless college girl looking for meaning in life, his kindred spirit. But Aycox also suggested something else, something odd and not quite human. She created a very uneasy feeling, from the moment you saw the back of her blonde head.

Supernatural fans know. Nicky Aycox helped establish the TONE of the whole damn show, the tone that hooked us all.

Aycox was so young. This is very sad.

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Review: There There (2022)

I loved Andrew Bujalski’s Support the Girls and he’s been on my radar since the early mumblecore days. This was shot during the pandemic and is basically a formal experiment – the results of which are pretty uneven. If you didn’t know what the experiment was going in, I’d be curious to hear your impressions. I wrote about it for Ebert. You didn’t expect me to review a movie called There There and not pull in Gertrude Stein, did you.

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The past is present

In England in 1788, an impeachment trial began against Warren Hastings, governor general of the notorious East India Company – accusing him of corruption, cruelty, crimes against humanity (in modern language), and of wielding the worst of the worst – which is “arbitrary power”. Edmund Burke made a couple of fiery speeches at the impeachment hearings (Hastings was eventually acquitted – but Burke’s incandescent condemnation is there in the record – and history has proven him right) – and Burke stuck up for law and order, as well as for the ancient civilization of India – and its laws. (Burke observes cuttingly that India was a dazzling complex civilization – complete with legal code – “when we lived in huts in the woods.”) He notes that corruption and arbitrary power can never be separated. They go together.

I’m reading his complete works right now because … well, why not. In college, I read his essay on the “sublime and the beautiful” and how these two things manifest in art – I had to read it for some class – it’s so good! and should definitely read by cultural critics since it’s such a great example of a man in real time sensing what was going on aesthetically and putting it into words. You don’t have to wait 10 or 20 years to figure out such and such was a “movement” . You could even argue that with that essay he launched the Romantic movement – or at least predicted it – 30 years before Byron and Shelley were even heard of – and then – turned on by that – I read his famous condemnation of the French Revolution (complete with the fanboy passage about Marie Antoinette which has to be read to be believed. it sounds like a slash/fic post on Tumblr circa 2008 starring the two hot leads of Supernatural.). Not too many people predicted that a Napoleon would rise like a dictatorial phoenix out of the ashes of what was left after the French Revolution. But Burke did.

So now I’m checking out what Burke had to say about Ireland, India, the American revolution, religious freedom, and the upheaval across the channel.

Coincidentally, I read Burke’s speeches in Hastings’ impeachment trial yesterday morning at the exact same moment a certain social media platform was exploding into a fireball of blue checks floating down over the scorched earth. And I was like, “In 1788 Burke said it best.”

Nick Tosches was always searching for the source of things – whether he was writing about Dean Martin, Jerry Lee Lewis, dive bars on the lower East Side, or the surreal experience of watching Elvis movies as a horny teenage boy from the balcony of a movie theatre in Jersey City. If I had to sum up his attitude (recognizing he can’t really be summed up) it would be “there is nothing new under the sun, and most everything – from hippies to boxing to drunken hookups to the rise of Jerry Lee Lewis – has already been covered – and better – by Dante.” I’m not comparing myself to Tosches, but he inspired me to look for sources too – and precedents set – because 9 times out of 10 they are there in history, human beings being what they are, and we can learn from the arguments made by people 200 years ago or 2000 years ago. It’s one of the perks of reading history, imperfect though history may be. It’s not exactly comforting but it is instructive.

So here’s Burke, naming and shaming the sinister: a company pretending to be a company while wielding enormous unchecked arbitrary political power:

“The whole exterior order [of the East India Company’s] political service is carried on upon a mercantile plan and mercantile principles. In fact, the East India Company is a state in the disguise of a merchant. Its whole service is a system of public offices in the disguise of a counting-house. Accordingly, the whole external order and series of the service, as I observed, is commercial; the principle, the inward, the real, is almost entirely political.”

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#tbt At the age of 10, I dressed like …

… a Times Square hustler in a 1970s movie.

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Back-ting

Veronica Lake, Alan Ladd, The Blue Dahlia

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