Osama’s battle plan leaves much to be desired. I’m not a military expert, but it seems to me that trench warfare is so 1918.
As for the trenches, they are well camouflaged, and neither smart bombs nor dumb bombs will be able to get them unless by haphazard bombing which squanders the ammunition of the enemy and its money. So use trenches. As Amar (ph), may peace be upon him, said, “Take cover with the land.”
That is take the land as a shield, for that is sufficient to exhaust the ammunition of the enemy within a few months. As for the daily fight, then it’s something that can be easily dealt with.
We also advise you to lead the enemy to prolonged and heavy and exhaustive fighting using the camouflage defense fight in plains, mountains, farms and cities.
I’m a little bit unclear, Osama, on … what exactly the plan is. The camouflaged trenches, coupled with the belief in Allah, means that … radar won’t detect you guys huddled in your trenches? Could you elaborate? And … “smart bombs or dumb bombs”? I can just see all of Osama’s loser yes-men sitting around him, nodding sagely, as Osama imparts this brilliant spiritual advice. “Ah yes … not smart bombs or dumb bombs …”
It’s also not hidden that this crusader war targets first and foremost Islam, irrespective of whether the Ba’ath Party and Saddam were deposed or not.
Last time I checked the world went to bat for the Muslims in the Balkans.
