Dennis Miller:
People say, ‘But what about the Founding Fathers? They were civil libertarians … they would not have wanted to see the government take away people’s civil rights!’ The Founding Fathers?? Gimme a break. Do you think for one second that the Founding Fathers would have put up with ANY of this shit? I mean, come on! They were blowing people’s heads off because there was a tax on their breakfast drink, okay?
