Snapshots

— I got a new phone. Did you know that they make phones with CAMERAS IN THEM NOW???? hahaha I know I’m behind. I still listen to cassette tapes, for God’s sake. But I love my phone so much that I’ve been making out with it for 2 days non-stop. I take it out and just stare at it. I took a picture of my feet. Also of the corner of my desk. I take many pictures. I call no one. It’s awesome.

— Rehearsals start this week.

— Congratulations to my friend Guy Adkins for being nominated for a Jeff Award (in the Best Actor in a Principal Role in a Musical category) (They were just announced today). He was nominated for Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum – which was playing while I was out there, but bummer – I didn’t get to see it. I love it when the Jeff awards come out … I always know SOMEbody.

— Comment that comes out of reading the shows being done: People still do productions of Closer than Ever?? It seems like such a late 80s, early 90s kind of show. It’s about the concerns of yuppies. The musical version of 30something. Funny, wistful, self-absorbed – I LOVE some of the music for that musical – damn. Good good stuff … but I thought that it had dated itself almost immediately upon its first production.

— I’m getting a massage next week. The last time I got a massage, the masseur (a guy I had never met before) asked me out WHILE he was giving me a massage. I’m not lying. This is so Sex and the City, I know, but it really happened. It seems vaguely inappropriate, doesn’t it?? However, the whole thing struck me as pretty damn funny at the time. I walked out of there thinking … Did that just happen? Did my masseur just ask me out? While I was lying on the table in a dim room, draped only in a sheet? He asked me to go on a canoe trip. In the middle of my massage. I don’t know. Maybe stuff like that happens to other women all the time, and I’m over-reacting. It’s not like he was creepy, or made me feel weird … It just was totally SURREAL. You’re supposed to zone out during a massage. You’re supposed to go into a deep relaxation. And so you fall into the moment. You breathe deeply. Your body relaxes. You slip off into a coma. This is what I was doing. I breathed. I zoned out. I lost myself in the relaxation. And then … softly … came the masseur’s voice: “I’d really like to take you out. Want to go canoeing next weekend?” Er … pardon?

— I watched 8 Mile again last night. Great flick. The bonus features were classic. Curtis Hanson – skinny white man – MC-ing a rap battle with all the black Detroit extras? It was awesome!! I need to write more about it. I’ll add it to my list of Things I Want to Write About.

— Nearly done with Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. Argh!!! Things are drawing to a close. Trying to slow things down but I can’t. I am plowing through the book. Fred and George flying out of Hogwarts in a blaze of glory was just sheer genius. I love those two. I mention them often, I know. I just think they’re great characters.

Heaven to Betsy, by Maud Hart Lovelace arrived today. My heart swelled up when I saw those illustrations. It’s the first of the onslaught of my childhood books. So exciting!

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19 Responses to Snapshots

  1. Lisa says:

    What is it with old productions? The Arkansas Rep is doing. . .brace yourself. . .Steel Magnolias. Can they not even do RENT before they dredge up plays from the 80s?

  2. red says:

    I think Steel Magnolias really needs to be retired. They just did a REVIVAL of it here in New York. I mean … a revival???

  3. peteb says:

    Rehearsals start this week

    Once again.. Congratulations! :)

  4. Bryan says:

    So if you’re the client, is it ok to ask out your masseuse while you’re being worked on? I’ve never actually done that, but I was tempted once.

  5. the blogger formerly known as "Dave" says:

    …ask your masseuse if he’s Canadian. There are many Canucks that think the quintessential Canadian experience is to make whoopie in a canoe without it tipping…

    …well, maybe you shouldn’t ask him…

    …I mean it’s totally up to you of course…

  6. peteb says:

    It seems vaguely inappropriate, doesn’t it??

    *shakes head*

    Indeed it does.

    Bryan Brown would not have countenanced such a proposal.. and neither would Mimi Rogers.. possibly.

  7. red says:

    Bryan – it’s vaguely inappropriate but I think it must be very very common. At least that way around. Clients getting crushes or falling in lust with their masseuse. I just don’t think it’s very common the other way around. My way, I mean.

    But then again, what do I know.

  8. Noggie says:

    Woah – ‘corner of the desk’ pictures. I haven’t seen those in ages! Please post – and also a pictorial evidence of your ‘green thunb’!

  9. red says:

    Oh God, Noggie – it’s going to take me another 2 months to figure out how to send them to myself. Once I do that – many many camera phone photos of my plants will then be posted on my blog.

  10. Alex says:

    GUY ADKINS!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rehearsals begin this week!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!

  11. Mark says:

    Rehearsals start this week

    Did you tell us what it was and I just missed it? Or is it still bad ju-ju to say?

  12. red says:

    still bad ju-ju!

  13. Kate says:

    Sheila, Sean was also nominated–in the same category as Guy. What are the chances of that??

    And once again, rehearsals for WHAT?!?!

  14. red says:

    kate – dude, he was?? that is so weird, so funny – somehow I missed his name.

    Go, Guy and Sean!!!

    Pastor Sean!!

  15. Barry says:

    C’mon….bad juju to tell the name of a show you’re already in? That’s a little toojuju…

    I mean, I already admitted I’m doing “Annie”…you can admit anything…

  16. red says:

    barry – I’ll talk about the show when I’m ready to talk about it. Enough. Stop.

  17. Barry says:

    Sorry, I didn’t realize it was a sore spot..

  18. red says:

    It’s not a sore spot. It’s that: when I choose to talk about it, i will.

  19. sarahk says:

    Fred and George are two of my favorite characters. i love them most of all in Order of the Phoenix (they’re great in Half-Blood Prince, too). and after re-reading Goblet of Fire and OOTP (i’m halfway through Half-Blood Prince again), i’ve decided that Order is my very favorite of all.

    and i know what you mean, i get so sad when getting close to the end of the books! especially that one.

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