These pictures creep me out. I think it’s that he’s holding back her ponytail so she won’t catch on fire. Dude – she can’t even blow out her own candles by herself?
What a total tool. You are such a JACKASS.
Also – I don’t know – he threw her a party at FAO Schwarz (which opened up after hours for the bash). She’s like some zombie child-bride or something. He couldn’t handle an adult relationship, with a nice intimate birthday dinner one on one, if you put a gun to his big grinning head..
I mean, come on – what is with the “Oh, here, let me help you blow out the candles because every moment in my life has to be ABOUT ME” gesture??
I have no idea why those innocuous pictures have got me steaming mad (uhm – because you have no life maybe?), but they have!
He looks like a demented Ken doll.
Poor Katie also looks like crap in that picture.
How big of an ass do you have to be to pay to have a toy store closed for a private party during CHRISTMAS? And THEN take your pregnant fiancee ice skating in the RAIN?
Gawd, I hate that ass. Hate him.
Hmmm… Tom Cruise’s relationships:
Mimi Rogers – 7 years older
Nicole Kidman – 5 years younger
Penelpe Cruz – 12 years younger
Katie Holmes – 16 years younger
If I was Dakota Fanning’s father, I’d be worried…
One day, she’s going to break character, and run for her life from him. It all looks too fake. Like one day he’ll trip, and she’ll take off running from him, or something.
His insecurity is so Classic. I’m sure there’s a Textbook Psychological term for his behavior. I’m tired of referring to him as Crazy.
wutzizname – hahahaha Me too.
Uhm – Narcissist??
“one day he’ll trip and she’ll take off running from him”
Oh man. I hope that is captured on film when it happens!!
Also – where are HER parents at the big bash? I see a laughing giddy Mother Cruise on the ice rink – but no Holmes family. It’s like the Cruises have kidnapped this woman.
I doubt she’ll be able to make a successful break for it. She’s got people from Scientology™©® going with her to the friggin’ bathroom these days.
Geez, what a control freak! You know, when I need to get my dogs attention and let him know who the Alpha is, I grab him by the scruff of the neck… Looks sorta familiar; I’m just sayin… :) Yayyyyy, I’ve offically joined the Tom Cruise is a psycho club!
Don’t knock Scientology until you have tried it yourself. It’s three lemon drop shooters followed by a shot of tequila – and when you put the shot glass down the next person you see will actually be an alien that will change your life (after taking you to the mothership and doing a body cavity “search”).
Katie:
In need of a Father figure. Kept Cruise’s poster in her wall. He’s her actua Dadm but she gets to screw him as well.
Tom:
Closeted Gay raised by a house of women. Can’t screw men so he’s surrounded himself with the only thing he knows.
He’s not crazy. He’s really, really sick. The Scientology has got him believeing he’s straight and has a future with this woman.
However sad this situation is, it’s also THAT DAMN FUNNY!
I’m sorry, but it is.
On top of all this psycho babble, Cruise is also an egoccentic, narcsisisst in love with his own public image. He’s dangerous and a buffoon, and when he goes down, I’ll be the first one in line.
Applauding.
PH!
Hey Sheila, right on. One thing, though: these pictures are anything but “innocuous.”
When you have People Magazine on hand to photograph your child bride’s cupcake party, it’s safe to say that they aren’t really candid photos.
Nope, I’d say that Maverick Couchjumper was directing this one from go. I wonder if they brought their sonogram machine with them…
Mav is like, 2 steps away from bona-fide Michael Jackson territory if you ask me.
I can always trust that no matter what else is happening in the world, the comments about any of Red’s TomKat posts will crack me up.
Awesome.
He’s just making sure the L. Ron mindjack is still firmly implanted in the back of her skull.
Dorkafork,
That’s what he bought the sonogram machine for.
I am shaking with laughter reading all these comments. dorkafork – you crack me up!!!
Couldn’t he have gently held her hair out of the way? You know in a sort of unnecessary, but loving way? Did he have to hold it like a hang man’s noose?
It’s almost as if they’ve had trouble with fire and her hair before. He holds it. She submits, because “Remember what happened last time Katie?” This is what they do whenever she gets near fire.
Ugh, that first picture just looks dirty…why would they let a picture like that be published? It’s like he forcing her to- never mind, you know what I’m talking about.
And can’t they celebrate JUST ONE milestone in their relationship without trotting it out to the paparazzi? Christ- if your relationship was really solid and real, you wouldn’t have to prove to the world that you really loved each other by having a photo spread in People Magazine every time one of you sneezes.
Notice the tension in his hand. It’s not a gentle, loving, protective holding of the pony tail, he’s really got a choke hold on it. Very symbolic.
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