Oh. My. God.

This is absolutely hysterical. Not quite accurate – but I can’t help it – I took the quiz and this was the result:


You Are Animal


A complete lunatic, you’re operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you’re downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
“Kill! Kill!”

hahahahahahahahahahaha LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!

(via Amanda – or should I say – Miss Piggy?)

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32 Responses to Oh. My. God.

  1. peteb says:

    Hahaha.. I got Animal as well!

    Unlike the last time I was asked What Muppet are You?.. when the answer was – Statler or Waldorf.

    Which may, or may not, be more accurate..

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  3. siobhan says:

    i’ve taken two variations of this quiz (ther’es some other website that has a similar one) and i got Rolph the Dog both times. Love Rolph! So psyched!

  4. Alex Nunez says:

    I was Fozzie.

    Wocka Wocka!

  5. Amanda A. says:

    I think this is a perfect match. I can completely see ANIMAL giving the gift of an eyeball on Valentine’s day! ;)

  6. Lisa says:

    I’m Fozzy, too. Huzzah!

  7. chuck says:

    Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for me.

    You take the title “mad scientist” to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. (Which is what I do for a living!!!)

    If I may quote SCTV….ohhhhhhh, veeeerrryyy sccarryyy..ooooooh

    And the quote of the day,
    “Oh, that’s very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute.”

  8. Rude1 says:

    Scooter??? WTF? :)

  9. jean says:

    Sheila – any guess who I am? Moi? that’s correct. The Pig

  10. red says:

    Moi???

    hahahaha

  11. jean says:

    Sheil – I think that the funniest part of your Animal description is that you’re “downright scary”. And what is up with the photo? He is totally insane. I bet if it was a Sesame quiz, you’d be cookie because CLEARLY he is the only one who is even remotely as insane as Animal…

  12. red says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    But … am I that insane??

    I believe I got Animal because of one answer I gave that involved the word “violent”. I truly don’t think I’m AS nuts as Animal.

    LOOK AT HIM! He is EATING his cymbals.

  13. John says:

    Dr. Honeydew for me, too. I think the question about my friends being harmed by my experiments was the one that threw me over the top.

    And it was only that one time with the surgical tubing and the superball. We did manage to remove it without having to visit the ER.

  14. red says:

    John – of course you’re Dr. Honeydew!! hahahahaha that is awesome.

  15. jean says:

    Sheila – of course you’re not that insane. You said so yourself, about cookie monster and the whole “not going to eat cookies anymore” controversy – that each muppet is a hyperbole of something that lies within all of us. Your ‘animalness’ just happened to be stronger than your ‘rolf-ness’. And clearly, my bossy ‘miss piggy-ness’ over-ruled being as friendly as kermit, or anyone else for that matter…

  16. red says:

    I suppose if I thought of the cymbal he is eating as, say, Cary Grant’s movies or something else I am obsessed with – I could see how I am like Animal.

    Poor Cookie. He has to eat vegetables now, and has to remind kids that you should only eat cookies “sometimes”. It’s just not right.

  17. Cullen says:

    I am Dr. Honeydew as well. I guess.

  18. siobhan says:

    we need to get brendan to take this quiz too. and then photo shop a “family photo” of Miss Piggy, Animal, Rolf and ________.
    I bet bren is Scooter.
    (“scooter is just resting in my closet”–remember that?)

  19. w says:

    “Renoiiiiiiir!!”

  20. Bryan says:

    W,

    Heh, heh.

    “What’s wrong with your drummer? He looks a little crazed.”

    “Oh, he’s just upset about missing the Rembrant exhibition at the National Gallery.”

  21. Bryan says:

    Sp. – Rembrandt

    I hate it when I do that.

  22. Bryan says:

    Btw, I’m Scooter. No surprise there.

    “Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick. You’re always willing to lend a helping hand.”

    Yeah, that’s about right.

  23. Wutzizname says:

    Funniest Thing about Animal was watching him silently heaving with heavy breaths as he stared, wide-eyed at someone like at ANY moment he was going to eat them, or something.

  24. PatrickP says:

    I’m Fozzie Bear and I think I’m fine with that.

  25. Ken says:

    That was from The Muppet Movie:

    “Aaaah…what do? EAT DRUMS!!!”

    “No, no, BEAT drums! BEAT drums!”

    Wonder whether I could have gamed the quiz to get Floyd Pepper, assuming he’s in there?

  26. Nightfly says:

    I got Bunsen Honeydew, which is somewhat off, so I am changing that one answer. (The clincher must have been my quote – “There’s nothing to worry about ladies and gentlemen, but please duck.”)

  27. Nightfly says:

    Bloody hell?!?? What does a guy have to do to pull Gonzo status? HE NARRATED THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL! And had a troupe of performing chickens! And nobody got him, not even this quiz! I’ll just have to get into the crawlspace again…

  28. red says:

    REN-WA REN-WA REN-WA

    hahahahahaha

  29. Mr. Lion says:

    What, you’re surprised by this? ;)

    I got the same. Equally unsurprised.

  30. Laura says:

    I took this a year or so ago and got Kermit, this time I got Scooter. I much prefer Kermit.

  31. Mr. Bingley says:

    Fozzie here, as well.

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