Warp-Speed Red Lips is a woman dominated by her own special effects. She has red lips. Occasionally she puts on what appears to be a burqa. Occasionally she wears glasses that look suspiciously like Cat Lady’s glasses. And she endures life at warp-speed. She has no inner life. So don’t look for one. Emotions lose their appeal at warp speed.
She has a strange Women’s Studies je ne sais quoi here. Except for the red lips.
Here she is vaguely Saudi.
Warp-Speed Red Lips often wonders if her freckles could be any larger.
Uhm … Garp?
Red Lips look as though they are a gushing wound at warp speed.
See what I mean?
Does anyone have a Bandaid?
Not a Bandaid — call 911! She is suffering from massive head/lip trauma. McDreamy can help, I’m sure!
It’s like those sci-fi scenes when someone is partially in another dimension and they are being stretched out like silly putty while screaming something like, “The Skorgs have seen me…you have got to reverse the Rapscald Interpreter immediately!”
Bren – hahahahahaha
Not to bring up a sore spot – but Jodie Foster has a stretchy silly putty moment when she’s in the wormhole in Contact.
I love my wind tunnel effect. I took about 50 more pictures with that effect on but I figured I’d spare everyone THAT.
Wow. I’d love for those red lips to be cheering for Charlie (Now Pippin) when he starts his first race about two months from now. He’s made it to the track.
Michael from A Day At The Races (Expert Essays)
Michael – of course I remember you! Congratulations … and good luck to Pippin!
Alicia Keys – Superwoman Premiere
my wyfe!