“I laughed so hard that I felt my eye move.”

I laughed so hard on the phone with Alex last night that at one point I wanted to beg (to whomever) for mercy – but I couldn’t even get any sound out. I sat on my floor, phone attached to my ear, tears streaming down my face – SILENTLY laughing. A silent scream – with occasionaly war-whoops of hysteria. And every time I heard Alex gasping on the other end – it put me to a new level … and I seriously could not stop.

After it died down, Alex announced, in a tone of exhaustion, a little bit of fear, and also flat-out diagnostic analysis: “I laughed so hard that I felt my eye move.”

Alex has more details … although I still cannot say how we got from Sanjaya to breast milk. I was the one who took us there, I know that. And all hell broke loose when I said these fatal words, “Take your nursing bra off ….”

After that, there was laughter. For about 10 minutes. And we both nearly died, and Alex almost lost her eye.

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6 Responses to “I laughed so hard that I felt my eye move.”

  1. Alex says:

    I can’t stand it.

    I honestly can’t stand it.

  2. red says:

    I need to go on tirades more often. That was so fun.

  3. mitchell says:

    how do u ladies get each other to pick up the phone when i cant reach either of u…ever??????

  4. red says:

    Mitchell – I happened to be free when she called … which was very strange – I have been trying to re-connect with you, Kate, and Alex for about a week now!! It’s been this endless loop of phone tag.

  5. mitchell says:

    hahaha..i know..im just crazy jealous and also Alex said she ran into Brendan and my heart broke a little!

  6. red says:

    I know! I think they literally ran into each other on the streets of LA,

    Heart crack!

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