… and I contemplate things like my stock portfolio and existential issues surrounding my own mortality. I am deep in thought. I revel in solitude and the vaguely melancholy source of my own intellectual meanderings. Please do not disturb.
… and I contemplate things like my stock portfolio and existential issues surrounding my own mortality. I am deep in thought. I revel in solitude and the vaguely melancholy source of my own intellectual meanderings. Please do not disturb.
Hahaha. You are a loon. Or a duck.
One of my favorite things to do is anthropomorphize!
The.
Perfect.
Day.
Alex – I miss you!
I am still laughing about you running over that teenager with your boogie board. I can’t get the image out of my mind.
I seriously read through the paper this morning just to see if there was a mysterious Boogie Board death recorded.
There wasn’t. Thank Christ.
My favorite part is him shouting “Ay!” before you ran him down.