I realize that this is a photo of me

… so I don’t want to be misunderstood …

but I just love this person, douchebag that she is.


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19 Responses to I realize that this is a photo of me

  1. JFH says:

    Hey, what’s HER name?

  2. red says:

    Jimmie? as in Joyce?

  3. JFH says:

    But, but what happened to your new law?

    I’d guess Gemini with Virgo rising (16 June as a birth date)

  4. red says:

    hahahahaha Good one!

  5. Greg says:

    It looks like you should be escaping from New York with Isaac Hayes in hot pursuit.

  6. JessicaR says:

    See and I was about to say she’s ready to kick Harrison Ford’s Blade Running ass.

  7. red says:

    Ooh, I am liking these analogies.

  8. lynnann says:

    A librarian trying not to look like a librarian? I’ve seen this kind of thing, at least a few times.

  9. Cullen says:

    To me, it’s like a character in a David Lynch dream sequence.

  10. red says:

    Lynnann – wow! Bitchy!

  11. red says:

    She was originally born as a club kid-slash-heiress who also had a fantasy that she was basically a superhero of the NY underworld.

    I love my eyepatch. It is important to keep all of your Bloomsday props close by. You never know when they will come in handy.

  12. Therese says:

    Which is why I am never far from a bar of lemon soap and a gorgonzola sandwich…

  13. red says:

    Therese – ha!! Love it!

  14. Cara says:

    Love this picture!

  15. De says:

    When I see someone with an eyepatch, I can’t help but think of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer decides to wear one for a while because it looks cool but his depth perception is off and he keeps falling and also it’s kinda itchy so he switches eyes constantly.
    Please tell me you have pics of you falling or missing steps to go with this one!

  16. george says:

    Sheila,

    Ooooooo! The patch suggests “menace” but the “look” in the right eye says “sexual assault” – or am I as warped as “Jimmie”?

  17. red says:

    George – hahahaha There is definitely some psycho-sexual vibe with this woman. At least in her one free eyeball.

  18. lynnann says:

    Sorry Red. I wasn’t trying to be bitchy. I was going for cleaver, I fail at everything.

  19. mutecypher says:

    If I’m captured, she expects me to swallow the cyanide pill.

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