I can’t stop laughing about the Real World re-caps in Television without Pity.
Favorite sentences in the latest one: (you will need knowledge of this past season to understand the jokes)
— Wow, these idiots can find the most touristy dive bars no matter where they are. In the middle of the desert, they could find drunk Australians dancing and shooting bad tequila.
— trust me, Danny, that melon of yours is a mammoth target for some Costa Rican street urchin with rage issues and a hatred of Americans.
— Danny camera-talks, a ridiculous do-rag over his alarmingly gigantic dome, keeping the shattered pieces together.
— Mel’s boobs bounce, illustrating the topography of Costa Rica’s highway system.
— Wes thinks Danny needs therapy. And skull surgery.
hahahahaha
— Wes talks about how great it is to see the countryside and soak it all in…while we see him actually sleeping on the bus, missing all the countryside. Funny.
— Danny falls, splitting his head open on coral.
hahahaha They will NEVER move past the collapsed eyeball of the first episode.
— I’m no twelve-step expert, but I do believe “Breaking up with your girlfriend because she thinks the Prince of England is cute” might be a sign of a drinking problem
hahahahaha
— Whoa, Danny is sweating like a pig in these confessionals. I’m sure it’s pure agave coming out of his pores.
