The bench

I was telling David about my crush on Dane Cook, and David interrupted and said, “Is he on your bench?”

“Oh God. Totally on my bench.”

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9 Responses to The bench

  1. Lisa says:

    Dude, on the bench? He is ON FUCKIN’ DECK!

    I can’t hardly watch him either; he makes my palms itch.

  2. PatrickP says:

    Yeah, Dane Cook is totally your kind of guy. Of course, I’m basing that statement on only having read your blog.

  3. RTG says:

    Uhm… this is really strange but I was WRITING ABOUT DANE COOK when I looked over and saw that you had just WRITTEN ABOUT DANE COOK.

    Queue the X-Files theme.

    Anyway, I too think he’s hysterical. I loved his monologue on SNL last weekend. Lately I am answering everything with ‘Karoke Kevin? NO!’

    Love him.

  4. tracey says:

    He’s been on SNL, I think, twice now. Just the way he MOVES is so weird and hysterical to me.

    RTG — WHAT??!! Karaoke Kevin?? And Limbo Linda .. sitting in that bucket, lowering herself sl-o-w-ly into the vat of acid.

    I’m laughing just typing this.

  5. red says:

    Lisa – he is on fuckin’ deck!!!! hahaha Totally.

  6. RTG says:

    LIMBO LINDA!

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  7. red says:

    He’s coming out with a book in 2007. Heads up. It doesn’t even have a title yet – but I just know it’s coming, because Tucker Max told me. Not in person, of course. hahahaha

  8. mitchell says:

    Dane Cook being T. Cruise on Jimmy Kimmel…soo freaking funny..he never let the bit go..i was rolling..and whoa!!! soooooooo hot..love that body type!!!

  9. red says:

    Mitchell – that was the first time I ever saw Dane Cook and I just couldn’t believe it … who was this guy/???? And yes, how he just KEPT THE BIT GOING – he never stopped. sooooo funny.

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