Visiting the Circuit

Indie Memphis has been incredible so far. I have met so many nice people, went out for BBQ with three guys from Texas, met some film-makers, and have been – in general – really enjoying myself. Last night, we were going to a movie at 6:30 p.m., so we headed over to the block party on Cooper to hang out, the street blocked off for the days of the festival, with live music, beer, panels/talks happening in tents, and a general festive atmosphere. The sky was insanely dramatic (when we came out of the movie later, it was raining). Right in the middle of the block party is the Circuit – used to be called The Memphian – the old movie theatre Elvis used to commandeer so he and 80 of his closest hangers-on could go see whatever movie Elvis wanted to see. It’s still there, but it’s a theatre now, for plays and other things. I’ve gone and visited it before in former trips but now … It’s where I’ll be giving my Elvis talk, complete with clips from King Creole, Blue Hawaii, Viva Las Vegas and a couple of others. It’s cool enough that I get to do this talk but that I get to do this talk in this venue is almost too much!

Talk details here. I am so thrilled Robert Gordon will be introducing my talk and running the QA after. I feel so unbelievably thankful for this experience.

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If it’s in Memphis’ Commercial Appeal, it must be true.

It’s such a thrill to be included in John Beifuss’ list in the Memphis Commercial Appeal of 21 Things to do at the 21st Indie Memphis Film Festival. And such kind words from him about me.

If you’ve been around these here parts long, you know how hard I’ve worked to bring my appreciation of Elvis’ acting and movies into the professional critical conversation.

It just feels so good to have that not just acknowledged but acknowledged in the Commercial Appeal, the paper Elvis read, the paper that’s been around for over 100 years.

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Review: Searching for Ingmar Bergman (2018)

It’s been an extremely Bergman-heavy year for me, for a lot of movie fans. It’s his centenary. There’s a new doc out, by the German director Margarethe von Trotta.

My review of Searching for Ingmar Bergman is now up at Rogerebert.com.

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Review: Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

No. No. No.

My review of Bohemian Rhapsody is up at Rogerebert.com.

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In Every House

Preparing for my Elvis talk in Memphis, I suddenly remembered a fantastic comment from Twitter. A long while back, I posted something about Elvis and people Retweeted it, so it was getting a lot of play and generating a lot of comments from people I didn’t know.

My favorite was this. Blunt, funny, Irish, and eloquent as hell:

“My dad was a bin (garbage) man in the 60s in Belfast. They’d to go through the house to get the bin back then. In Catholic homes there was a picture of the Pope, JFK, & Elvis. In Protestant, there were pictures of The Queen, Prime Minister… & Elvis!”

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On This Day: October 30, 1938 – “Radio Play Terrifies Nation”

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Conversation between Peter Bogdanovich and Orson Welles in This Is Orson Welles:

PB: I’ve often wondered if you had any idea, before you did it, that War of the Worlds was going to get that kind of response.
OW. The kind of response, yes – that was merrily anticipated by us all. The size of it, of course, was flabbergasting. Six minutes after we’d gone on the air, the switchboards in radio stations right across the country were lighting up like Christmas trees. Houses were emptying, churches were filling up; from Nashville to Minneapolis there was wailing in the street and the rending of garments. Twenty minutes in, and we had a control room full of very bewildered cops. They didn’t know who to arrest or for what, but they did lend a certain tone to the remainder of the broadcast. We began to realize, as we plowed on with the destruction of New Jersey, that the extent of our American lunatic fringe had been underestimated.
PB: You claimed innocence afterwards.
OW: There were headlines about lawsuits totaling some $12 million. Should I have pleaded guilty?
PB: What happened to the lawsuits?
OW: Most of them, as it turned out, existed in the fevered imagination of the newspapers. They’d been losing all that advertising to radio, so here, they reckoned, was a lovely chance to strike back. For a few days, I was a combination Benedict Arnold and John Wilkes Booth. But people were laughing much too hard, thank God – and pretty soon the papers had to quit.
PB: What about CBS?
OW: The day after the show, all you could find were sound mixers and elevator men. There wasn’t an executive in the building. During rehearsals they’d been rather edgy, but what was there to censor? We were told not to say “Langley Field”, because that was a real place, so we wrote in “Langham Field” – little things like that, so they couldn’t complain when the lid blew off. But as I say, we were surprised ourselves by the size and extent of it.
PB: Is it a true story that when Pearl Harbor was announced nobody believed it because –?
OW: Dead right. Particularly since I had a patriotic broadcast that morning and was interrupted in the middle of it. I was on the full network, reading from Walt Whitman about how beautiful America was, when they said Pearl Harbor’s attacked – now, doesn’t that sound like me trying to do that again? They interrupted the show to say that there had been an attack. Roosevelt sent me a wire about it. I’ve forgotten what – I don’t have it. Something like “crying wolf” and that kind of thing. Not the same day – he was too busy! – but about ten days later.
PB: Then the Martian broadcast didn’t really hurt you at all. Would you say it was lucky?
OW: Well, it put me in the movies. Was that lucky? I don’t know.

From Simon Callow’s Orson Welles: Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu:

Focusing on the device of an interrupted programme, he dared to attempt a verisimilitude that had rarely been essayed before. The apparent breakdowns in transmission, the desperate irruptions of dance music, the sadly tinkling piano were all held longer than would be thought possible. The actors too were galvanised into startlingly real and precisely observed performances. Frank Readick as Carl Phillips, the reporter on the spot who describes the invasion and then collapses dead at his mike, had listened over and over again to a recording on the explosion of the Hindenburg air balloon from a year or two before and exactly imitated the original commentator’s graduation from comfortable report through growing disbelief to naked horror. Using skills honed on The March of Time, the show became, until about its halfway point, a brilliantly effective transposition of the original novel, sharp enough to make even the most sceptical listener wonder, however idly, how Americans might react to the unprecedented event of an invasion, not from Mars, of course, but from Europe – from Germany or perhaps even from England.

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The vividness of the dramatisation stems from its imitation of the newscasts whose bulletins so frequently concerned events ominously gathering in Europe. Neither Koch nor Houseman nor Welles intended any serious parallel, of course; they were simply trying to liven up a dull book, using what was all around them, on the air and in the papers.

What no one at all could have predicted was that anyone might have thought that an actual invasion from Mars was being reported. There was no attempt to conceal the fact that the listener was hearing a dramatisation of a novel, from the beginning of the programme, with its standard announcement (‘CBS present Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air in a radio play by Howard Koch suggested by the H.G. Wells novel The War of the Worlds‘) and the appropriately but conveniently chilling introduction from Welles, taken with only small modifications from the novella: ‘We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s but as mortal as his own … [who] regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. In the thirty-eighth year of the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.’ Only towards the end of this introduction does Koch start the process of relocation. ‘It was near the end of October. Business was better. The war was over. More men were back at work. Sales were picking up. On this particular evening, October 30, the Crossley service estimated that 32 million people were listening in on radios …’ So the programme is clearly framed as a broadcast within a broadcast. Then comes the neatly devised sequence of weather report, musical interlude (from the non-existent Hotel Park Plaza in downtown New York), news flash about peculiar explosions, more music, more announcements, rambling interview with Professor Pierson, head of the Observatory at Princeton (a gruff and bumbling and highly recognisable Welles), followed by the brilliant on-the-spot reporting sequences.

It was at this point (8.12 p.m. according to Houseman) that the crucial event occurred which precipitated the subsequent panic. The programme that had freed up the slot which gave the Mercury access to the air waves at all was the massively popular Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy show, that most improbable of radio successes, featuring a ventriloquist and his anarchic dummy. Just under a quarter of an hour into the programme, the monocled dummy, his operator and the assembled zanies including Mortimer Snerd, Effie Klinker, Ersel Twing, Vera Vague and Professor Lionel Carp, were given a rest while a vocalist trilled. Immediately, and rather depressingly for the vocalist in question, a large proportion of the listeners would reach for their dials, and twiddle until they found something more congenial, usually returning to the dummy after a few minutes. On the night of 30 October 1938, 12 per cent of Bergen and McCarthy’s audience, twiddling away, suddenly found themselves listening, appalled, to a news report of an invasion, by now well under way, by Martians …

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By now a small but significant portion of the audience (with heavy concentration in the New Jersey area) were in a state of high hysteria. The Mercury audience had effectively doubled from its usual 3.6 per cent of the total audience (Bergen and McCarthy had a regular listenership of 34.7 per cent) to six million. Before the programme was even halfway through, the CBS switchboard was jammed with demands for verification, as were switchboards all over the country (Koch reports an operator who very properly replied to a question as to whether the world was coming to an end, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t have that information here.’) Other listeners assumed that the broadcast was the unvarnished truth needing no verification … The nature of radio, whose unique appeal to the audience’s imagination Welles and his collaborators had so brilliantly exploited in their earlier broadcasts, made the Martian broadcast horribly convincing …

Terrified listeners who had called CBS angrily threatened violence against Welles and the company on discovering that they were victims of what seemed to them to be a malicious hoax … Reporters besieged the building; when they could get through by telephone, they asked Welles or Houseman how they felt about the many deaths the broadcast had caused. Bewildered, frightened and genuinely remorseful, with no means of checking what the reporters were telling them, they could only protest the innocence of their intentions. Columbia was very nervous and steeled themselves for the legal actions which duly followed. They put out hourly disclaimers, affirming the fictional nature of the broadcast. The planned official midnight Hallowe’en broadcast, in which ghosts were to figure prominently, was cancelled …

Welles himself was palpably shaken by the furore he had unleashed.

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In a newsreel interview with assembled pressmen, he apologises, unshaven and boyish, for the distress unwittingly caused. He has the attitude of a repentant schoolboy, big-eyed, serious-mouthed, frightened and exhilarated at the same time: circumspect, but nervously ready to burst out laughing. He says, his voice nervously high-pitched and slightly adenoidal, that the only anxiety they had before the broadcast was that it might have been boring, his only thought as he came off the air that he hadn’t given a very good performance. It was planned simply as a Hallowe’en joke, he says, (‘I’d every hope people would be excited, just as they are in a melodrama’) and he certainly would never do anything like it again. He is charming, but shifty, not quite sure whether he’d got off without any more serious penalties.

The War of the Worlds incident, though giving rise to an extraordinary event, and revealing some remarkable aspects of America in 1938, was one of the most purely fortuitous events of Welles’s career. His personal responsiblity for it is negligible, beyond having directed it with great flair. Houseman precisely analyses the skill of the production, especially its slow build-up of tension; but most of the people who had been frightened by it had only joined the programme a third of the way through, so they were never subject to that manipulation. Nor was Welles responsible for the adaptation. He later attempted to claim authorship for the script, but there is a great deal of entirely conclusive evidence on the contrary … There is, moreover, no evidence that the programme was planned as the devilishly clever Hallowe’en prank that it seemed to be. Describing the programme as a practical joke was an idea improvised on the spot as a sop to the panic released during the broadcast. Nor was there a conscious attempt to play on fears of a European invasion. The fact is that Welles had barely thought about the programme, being wholly occupied until the very last minute by his losing struggle with Danton’s Death.

Welles was praised for having his finger on the pulse of his times, and for being the conman of the century, able to make anybody believe anything. The truth is that he was more surprised than anyone at what had happened, and extremely irritated by it … For Welles in October 1938, the immediate result of the broadcast was notoreity. People who had never been to the theatre, who had never so much as read a review and who would never have dreamed of consciously tuning in to the Mercury Theatre of the Air, suddenly knew who he was. And not just in America: the news of the panic flashed round the world, where the incident was held up (particularly in Europe) as proof, if any were needed, of the ingrained idiocy of Americans. ‘America today hardly knows whether to laugh or to be angry,’ scoffed the London Times. ‘Here is a nation which, alone of the big nations, has deemed it unnecessary to rehearse for protection against attack from the air by fellow-beings on this earth and suddenly believes itself – and for little enough reason – faced with a more fearful attack from another world.’ It was left to the more popular end of the market to report on Welles himself: the Daily Express piece was headed HE’S A LAD. Recapitulating favourite yarns it hailed him as ‘America’s best villainous radio voice,’ whose ‘ha-ha’s and hee-hee’s are adored by millions.’ The Star (STORMY WELLES) offered a more sober assessment: ‘he has had a career almost as remarkable as his broadcast … making history at the Mercury Theatre, New York.’ The Evening News was also more interested in his theatrical reputation: ‘by his energetic direction and ruthless manhandling of the classics, he has made his theatre, the Mercury, the liveliest in New York … the broadcast has set the seal on his reputation as the enfant terrible of the New York stage.’ It had entirely done that, though its most important effects were to come.

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Check out the headline to the right of the “War of the Worlds” headline, a chilling reminder of the world into which “War of the Worlds” entered. People already felt doom in the collective atmosphere, and for good reason.

Excerpt from my diary.
I am a senior in high school, and at a party. My friend Brett (who died in 2011 – God, I hate ghosts, I miss you Brett) decided to pull out his cassette tape of Orson Welles’ “War of the Worlds”.:

Then we threw darts and sang the score of The Music Man. He said, “Hey! I have a tape of The Fantasticks!” And he went rummaging around for it but instead he found another tape – with a coo of delight. “Oh! I know! Want to hear War of the Worlds?” I’d heard of it, knew what it was about, knew it was Orson Welles, but had never heard it – so I said yes. Brett put the tape in (he loves it) – then he went around turning off all the lights in his room except for a tiny one on his bedside table.

Then he said, “Okay – get on the bed.”

Then he climbed on the bed beside me and we listened to it. We pretended it was real. We pretended that we were a married couple in the 1930s and just normally listening to the radio – and then THAT comes on. It was SO MUCH MORE FREAKY that way. I convinced myself that I totally believed it. It was really fun.

Then when they announced that it was a recording, we both started screaming and laughing and rolling around, going, “I can’t believe that!!!”

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Here is the original “War of the Worlds” broadcast, performed by Mercury Theater on the Air.

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Review: Burning (2018) – one of the great films of 2018

(Just had to call it out in the title to get your attention.)

Lee Chang-dong is an incredible filmmaker and Burning – his first in 8 years – is a great film. My review of Burning is now up at Rogerebert.com.

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Dynamic Duo #17

Mike Nichols and Elaine May

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Supernatural, Season 14, episode 3

Carry on.

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Croatia: Oh my God, Zagreb

I guess I wasn’t prepared for Zagreb. Robert Kaplan starts out his beautiful travelogue/history Balkan Ghosts in Zagreb. It’s his jumping-off point into the depths of the Balkans, and I think he started it there since Zagreb is one of those places with a foot in both worlds. It perches on a crossroads, and often in the crosshairs. It identifies itself closely with Europe, and it’s very close to Vienna in particular, and yet it’s pulled on the other side by other forces. It spent decades behind the Iron Curtain, so time has stood still a little bit. It’s the capital of Croatia, and yet it’s not really a tourist hub, not like the coastline is. There are multiple tensions in Zagreb, as well as a sense that this is a country haunted by its past, in particular its WWII past. Zagreb is an old-world city and Kaplan describes it as evocative, poetic, almost like it should be seen in black-and-white. He writes about the famous two-spired Cathedral of Zagreb, and its dark mysterious interior, its unknowability, the history of centuries contained within it. This is a Catholic country, and they do not mess around. It’s serious. Anyway, what can I say, Kaplan’s book made an impression, for sure (I brought it with me to Croatia), but Zagreb hadn’t been high on my list though. Not compared to Split, at least. My focus had been on the Dalmatian Coast. One can only do so much in a short period of time. But Zagreb was the discovery. I wasn’t there long. Not even a full day. But I fell so in love with it that I was saying AS we were walking around, “Oh my God, I have to come back.”

I’m not sure I will be able to point to what exactly it was about Zagreb that was so special.

It’s not just about what we saw. It’s about the feeling, the feeling in the streets, its vibe and mood, its atmosphere. The architecture, too, a mix of Grand Budapest Hotel, medieval walls, Gothic spires, 70s-era Yugoslav blocky highrises, and Hapsburg-faded-elegance. Like I said, even though it is a busy metropolitan city, it feels like time has stopped.

As we approached from the outskirts, Davor was pointing out to us what we were looking at – the upper city (medieval) on the hill and the lower city (Hapsburg). The outskirts are lined with those 70s-era Soviet-style high-rises, built for workers. Ante expressed some nostalgia for socialism. “You need a bigger apartment, they get you one!” The buildings are as ugly as all the books say. Davor said, “They thought it looked modern, you know,’ he said, waving his hand at a phalanx of those buildings, surrounded by grassy areas. (Side note: there’s a huge graffiti culture in Zagreb, and it drove Davor crazy. A beautiful old building will be restored, whitewashed, and the next morning its walls will be defaced.) These Soviet buildings were literally covered in graffiti. There were huge beautiful parks, gigantic trees, a space of quiet, shade, rest. Once we got into Zagreb proper, you felt the Hapsburg presence: these huge curlicue-wedding-cake buildings, painted yellow, or green, or light pink, with enormous windows, just extraordinary-looking buildings. It was around 4 p.m. The sun was starting its descent. We ended up hitting Zagreb at just the right moment for Magic Hour.

Davor dropped us off at our hotel, which was very Grand Budapest in its interior, although the hotel was modern. It felt like we were in a berth in an ocean liner, circa 1911. Beautiful. We were exhausted, but we freshened up, and went back down to meet up with Davor. Time to explore Zagreb.

First impression: Zagreb was a very good walking city. The streets were filled with people coming home from work, hanging out, having drinks (it was already too chilly to sit outside). Davor wanted to show us upper Zagreb, the medieval section of town. You can walk up there, of course, but he took us to the funicular station, saying, laughing, “This is known as the shortest funicular in Europe.” Much hilarity. It is a 5-second ride, taking you up the hill. While we were in the little car, a small child started fussing, “How long are we gonna be on here??” Uh … about 2 seconds more, kid.

Once we emerged from the station, we were on a small parapet, overlooking the whole city. The sunset light was extraordinary. Our views were vast.

In that last one, you can see the Soviet-style high-rises, so famous across the Iron Curtain countries for their ugliness.

Greeting us outside the funicular station, was a huge watchtower, dating from the Middle Ages, the sunset light falling upon it.

Davor had the perfect blend of information and relaxation. He wasn’t hustling us along. We lingered. We stopped. We made jokes. We asked questions. I had said I wanted to see the Cathedral of Zagreb. I don’t think I said that to him specifically, but I had said to Rachel, “Depending on how much time we have, I want to see if I can find the Cathedral.” Oh me of little faith. I had no idea how silly that statement would be, on multiple levels. First of all “I want to see if I can find the Cathedral…” Like the old World Trade Center, all you needed to do was look up in the sky for the spires, and walk in that direction. You couldn’t miss the Cathedral if you tried. I didn’t know Davor’s plan of attack, though. We walked along the upper walkway, autumn leaves already fallen on the stones. He was leading us somewhere, but it felt nice to just go along with it, no questions. As we walked, I saw a gigantic beautiful mural, which seemed to be paying tribute to Nikola Tesla:

At the top of a small flight of stairs was a large stone platform, and suddenly, off to our right, there it was. The Zagreb Cathedral. Words do not do it justice.

See what I mean about having arrived in Zagreb at Magic Hour and what that did to the buildings? The golden glow of light, the stark shadows, unearthing such layers of beauty it was hard to even perceive it in one glance. It quite literally took my breath away. I got caught up in a frenzy of photo snapping and then finally had to say to myself: “Sheila. Stop. Be here. Now. Just look.”

You can look up the church’s history, which goes back 1,000 years, involving destruction, rebuilding, Ottoman invasion, destruction, rebuilding again. It’s the tallest building in Croatia. Clearly, one of the steeples is under construction, so it’s yet another reason for me to come back. Davor joked that the steeple has been under construction for 10, 15 years. Kind of like a couple sections of Route 95. Since Zagreb the city climbs up the hill, you get all of these different vantage points, almost everywhere you stand you get a view, you get SCOPE. And here, we had some scope on that Cathedral although later we would get closer to it.

Following Davor, we walked up a narrow street and he said, “Oh, wait, I want to show you something,” and he took us to a building close by. There were throngs of people around. He pointed at the sign by the door:

I was like, “Oh wait a second, I’ve read about this place!!” I can’t remember where, the New York Times, maybe. Rachel and I burst out laughing when we saw the sign. Rachel murmured, “Is Davor trying to tell us something?” We wandered through the museum. People leave little artifacts from their relationships, accompanied by an index card describing what happened … and it’s kind of a haunting and sad place, beautiful and human but … you know. Let’s just say if you’ve found a partner and it’s lasted and you’re doing well, take a second to be grateful because you’re in the minority.

Rachel: “I definitely have some things I could add to this museum.”
Me: “My entire apartment could go in this museum.”

It was a brief pit-stop – definitely something to spend more time in on my next trip, which is now a done deal. We walked up the narrow street, which was all in shadow, the buildings shielding the street from the sun, but we were approaching a square, in the direct path of the sunset, and it glowed almost … violently, to be honest. The impression of violence was intensified because an enormous church was at the end of the street, in the center of the square we approached, a church with a gigantic slanting roof … and let’s just say St. Mark’s Church has a very unique appearance.

The two coats of arms give the church a nationalistic and almost militaristic look, which – I imagine – was the point. Nationalism and Catholicism have always been closely tied together in Croatia. I’ve never seen anything like this church. And this coming so quickly on the heels of my glimpse of the Cathedral … not to mention the cathedral in Sibenek the day before … Croatia is a country of many many gorgeous churches, each with their own vibe, particularly because of the thousand-year resistance to invasion. Religion takes on a whole new aspect if you are constantly threatened by invasion from the Ottomans. It is this culture-clash which makes Croatia such a fascinating place, it’s what drew me to it in my mind long before I ever came her. I am not a scholar. I am just a tourist who’s read some books, so take it for what it’s worth, but St. Marks has the look of a church that is also a flag. Those coats of arms – one for the kingdom of Croatia/Slavonia/Dalmatia, and one for Zagreb itself – are a warning: This is who we are, this is what we are – and a declaration of national identity, at a location that can be seen for miles away. You look at this and you would be forgiven if you thought, “Okay. I don’t want to mess with these people.”

It’s religion with a sword in its hand.

Set in the middle of St. Mark’s Square, the church is still a “working” church, and – like a lot of the churches we saw – it includes a multitude of styles, suggesting it was built over a succession of different eras, starting in the 14th century. There are Gothic elements, a Romanesque main door – the church was built and rebuilt a number of times. It wasn’t open so we didn’t get to go inside. The portal on the southern-facing door is a show-stopper. Over the door is a series of little niches containing fifteen different effigies. You can see Joseph and Mary and Jesus. There are the 12 Apostles.

It’s absolutely stunning.

St. Mark’s Square is interesting too. If you came there in the middle of the night there would be very little that would remind you you’re in the 21st century. To the left of the church is the Banski dvori, dating from the 19th century, and was the meeting place of the Croatian viceroys. It’s now a government building.

Slanting off on the other side of the church, the sunset light hitting it, was a long yellow building and this is, today, the seat of the Croatian parliament. So they come to work, to do the business of government, 20 feet away from this powerful symbol of religion/nationalism. It’s extraordinary.

Davor was explaining to us how this upper city had different gates into it, dating back to the Middle Ages. He wanted to show us something, so off we went again, away from the crowds. We walked off down the road next to the Parliament building, a steeply tilted cobblestone dead-end street.

As we walked, Davor told us about this particular gate. It had been destroyed in a fire, the only thing left uncharred a small statue of the Virgin Mary. Because of this, it was considered a miraculous site, and so people from all over would come and place tiles of remembrance and thanks to loved ones who had died. While we were visiting, the gate itself was under construction, the street torn up, the walls draped in white cloth … so it had an odd unpeopled vibe. Nobody was there except for us, because it didn’t really look like anything. But Davor showed us it WAS something.

We looked at the beautiful tiles on the parts of the wall not draped by white cloth, and Davor read us some of the messages. “Thank you, Mother.” “We miss you.” “Thank you.” Hvala. (Rachel and I said it as much as we could. To everyone. Waiters. Receptionists. Cashiers.)

Ante helped us SEE. Seeing is different than looking. Davor helped us see too.

Also, something I didn’t know and absolutely love: Upper Zagreb still has gas-lit streetlamps. It is still someone’s job, in the year of our Lord 2018, to go around extinguishing and lighting all the lamps. They are absolutely magical.

Romantic.

Zagreb is romantic.

Despite my cold dead heart, and my lifetime of “broken relationships,” that’s why I want to go back. I want to soak it up. What was amazing about our time in Zagreb – less than 24 hours – was how rich it felt, and how un-rushed we felt. Davor has to be some kind of magician.

We emerged into the lower city, through the gate under construction, and Davor said, “Oh, I want to show you something.” Right at the entrance to the gate is a beautiful statue of St. George slaying the dragon.

Davor said, “This is one of the only [maybe THE only?] statues of St. George and the dragon where the dragon is dead. Most depictions show them still fighting. But in this one he’s dead. Some people think that St. George’s posture here – and how he’s holding his sword against his body – shows that he is showing respect for the dragon.”

There was something about the way he said “Some people think …” I said, “What’s your theory?”

Davor said, “I think St. George is like, ‘You’re dead and I’m still alive and that’s good.'”

I burst out laughing. “I’m with you.” None of this hippie-dippie “I bow in respect and love to my worthy dragon foe” shit. You need to DIE, dragon, and I’m the one to do it.

The entire tour was filled with moments like that. I definitely would not have looked at that statue and thought, “Huh. The dragon’s dead.” Davor brought that little something extra. I will not forget that statue now!

Down in the lower section of Zagreb, the shadows were gathering, although there was still light in the sky. The streets are narrow and hilly, and lined with pubs, shops and … incongruities like this:

It’s such a beautiful city, its layout, the gas lamps, the confectionary-architcture of Austria, the streetcars rattling by, the big trees, lots of open spaces, fountains, parks, bars … Lots of little details. Graffiti everywhere. I snuck pictures of it, because I knew the graffiti upset Davor.

Davor hadn’t given us a plan of attack, we were basically just following him around. Which was kind of great, and gave our “tour” the unrushed feeling that it had. But there was a method to his madness. As we walked, I caught a glimpse of what was ahead of us, only now we were down on its level. This is what I saw as we walked.

A North Star. We were approaching. I was so excited I almost got nervous. Finally, we emerged from the shadow of surrounding buildings into a gigantic open space, and there it was, literally blasted by the Magic Hour light. We all stood still, just staring at the spectacle. Davor LIVES here and even he was in awe, taking a couple of pictures.

What can you even say? Rachel and I were just saying stuff like, “Oh my God” because that was really the only appropriate response. Robert Kaplan had not exaggerated in his book. It really is “all that.” When I go back, I’m going to go to mass here. And in St. Mark’s. You heard it here first. I mean, we could not have picked a better time to visit this church. It’s hard to even tell what color the stones of the cathedral actually are, because the building glowed golden in that light, with stark gigantic shadows falling across the face of the church.

Side note for film buffs: I had already seen this church many times, featured in Orson Welles’ The Trial, which was filmed in Zagreb. (Welles had huge connections in Croatia, and his final partner was Croatian. He planned many projects to be filmed here, in Split, too.) Here’s a scene from The Trial where the Cathedral is prominently featured:

We didn’t speak much as we approached the Church. We weren’t in any hurry. We had arrived at the exact perfect moment when the building appeared to be ablaze in the sun. It was like time stood still,and a kind of beauty flared out of this already extraordinary structure that made it appear almost airborne. Such a huge heavy building, but it appeared to float, like a mirage. It’s the kind of building that will take on different characters throughout the day, in different hours, different seasons. The Cathedral on a rainy day or a snowy day, the Cathedral at twilight, at midnight, at dawn. I want to come back and see it again. I was able to enjoy my time seeing it then – for sure – but I was already thinking, “Okay. This one glimpse won’t be NEARLY enough.”

We went inside and were plunged into almost pitch black darkness. (Kaplan had written about that too.) The interior of the cathedral is vast, and it’s almost all shadows. There’s a stained glass window, and maybe at mid-day it would have been a different scenario, but when we walked inside, we could barely see a foot in front of us. It took my eyes some time to adjust. The space is huge, echoing, and there were people praying, sitting in the pews, but you could barely see them. All around us were little alcoves and corners, with statues, banks of candles, and above us all you could sense was space, endless space going up up up into the darkness above. I didn’t take any pictures of course. We stood at the back, for a while, just looking. The interior was as dark as the exterior was light. It was like walking into a wormhole to the center of the universe. I decided to go over to the holy water basin nearby to dip my fingers and cross myself, and just before I got there I was literally overrun by a clattering group of teenage soccer players – in uniform – all of whom were charging to the basin themselves. I couldn’t fight against that crowd! But it was kind of amusing, like that old scene in a Gloria Swanson movie where she can’t break into the crowd going through a revolving door and keeps getting pushed aside. I tiptoed my way back to Rachel and Davor and Rachel whispered, “Good effort, though.” Then the three of us went to the other holy water basin, on the other side, where we were able to dip, cross ourselves, and pray all in peace. When we came back outside, Davor said, “Those boys in the soccer uniforms – it’s kind of a sad story. This past week their coach – who’s a friend of a friend – was killed in a car accident and he had a student in the car with him.” “Oh no.” “And the student was killed too. So everyone is still very upset.” All of those boys racing to the holy water basin took on a tragic significance.

After our time at the Cathedral, we wended our way back to the hotel, moving through a big open square, with a fountain, lined with all of these extraordinary buildings covered in filigree and little statues and details, all the Hapsburg-frou-frou-ery that went the way of Atlantis post WWI. The old world. Kids were skateboarding around. There were booths set up, selling beer, pretzels, jewelry. It was such a friendly and RELAXED vibe. I’m used to living in a city. But I am not used to living in a RELAXED city. Chicago is a city and it is also relaxed. It’s the best of both worlds, really. Cosmopolitan but CHILL.

I was flying out early the next morning so we made plans with Davor. We were going to miss him.

Rachel and I wandered around the square and then decided to go have some drinks. It had been a long long day. We basically tripped over a bar, small and intimate, doors open to the street, with two seats right at the bar. (We had said earlier in the trip, when we wanted to just sit at a bar and have some appetizers and a cocktail, “Sitting at the bar doesn’t seem to be a thing here …” Oh we of little faith.) We perched on stools, we drank enormous steins of beer, we smoked some more of our cigarettes. The news was on. There was the President, making a speech at the UN, and being laughed at by everyone present. It was like we were on another planet. It was so nice to get a BREAK. We looked at our pictures of the trip, laughing already at some of the memories made. We talked about men and relationships. We relaxed. We had hiked miles that day. We had been up since 6 a.m. It was the perfect end of a really good day.

We went to dinner after that at a place Davor recommended, a couple doors down from our hotel entrance. As we came back to the hotel, I said, “Oh, hey, can we go find that scary passageway again? I want to take some pictures.” When we had arrived in Zagreb, Davor had parked in a little lot, and walked us to our hotel to check in. We walked through a passageway between two buildings, a really wretched spot, covered in graffiti, with fluorescent lights, and I thought it was fabulous. You could definitely be murdered here. Bless Rachel she was like, “Of course we can go find that scary passage again!”

And so we did.

My flight was leaving at 6:15 so Davor picked me up at 5 a.m. Which was some pretty bleak shit. But there he was, perfect and friendly. Our guide. We were so lucky to have found him. They’ve built a new terminal at Zagreb airport – which I think shows the awareness that Zagreb may be a tourist hub in the near future. It’s still a very small and manageable airport. Davor walked me to the gate and we said our goodbyes. He’s a new friend. When I go there again, he’ll be my contact. The world has gotten just a little bit smaller.

I was there early enough I went to get some coffee and ate it in a small outside area, just as the sun was rising. It was freezing. But I had time to spare, so I spent it out there, with my coffee, with a croissant, a heart full of regrets and gratitude. I didn’t want to leave. ZAGREB. CROATIA. I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE.

The coffee was excellent. But not as good as that coffee we had in Trpanj. Nothing can compare to that.

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